elimidate 

(verb) To get rid of a disappointing blind date after you realize she's ugly, fat, a total bitch, or your cousin.

Drew: "Well that brings us to the end of round three, so unfortunately I'm going to have to make a REALLY tough decision. I'm gonna have to elimidate....you, Sally. I'm sorry."
Sally: "What? We're not even on the TV show! You asshole! This is a blind date!"
Drew: "Please, don't make it any harder on yourself. Just go."
Sally: "Well I never! Why me."
Drew: (grabs her stomach fat) *jiggle jiggle jiggle!* "Frankly bitch, you could stand to lose a couple of pounds. Later, skank. I'm gonna go score a half-price lapdance off of that stripper."

elimidate by Nick D August 9, 2004

elimiDATE 

(N.) Yet another comedy dating reality show. This one is at least better in where 4 mates are dating one man or woman at once and are voted off, one by one until one is left. It's more funny than the other crappy reality dating shows that come on too much such as Shipmates, Change of Heart, EX-treme Dating and (your favorite) MASTERDate.

More crap TV for lonely middle aged singles.

elimiDATE by G-Union November 26, 2003

elimidate 

The act of drunk driving your date into the river and then swimming to shore and stopping at the first bar for cocktails while your date drowns and dies.

Rinse and repeat

see fatass Ted Kennedy

elimidate by blub blub June 27, 2004

Elimidate 

A cross between the words eliminate and intimidate.

I shall elimidate my opponent in the boxing ring.

Elimidate by Soph88 November 23, 2010

I will eliminate the middle class

A quote from CallMeCarsonLive's SMP Live Minecraft Video "The Strangest Crossover In Minecraft History." In which Junky Janker, the voice actor of the cartoon network character Gumball, from The Amazing World Of Gumball, says "I will eliminate the middle class", in the church of Ethos.

"Hello, welcome for... welcome to church! Thankyou for attending!

Uhhmm... Very cool! Ah.. I will eliminate the middle class!!...
Thank you for attending, thank you, praise The Lord!" - Junky Janker

I will eliminate the middle class by fishtela loidl June 10, 2019

elimiwasted

Elimiwasted is an adjective used to describe a personal achievement of an incredibly high level of intoxication. Which usually results in either a self elimination of ones night out due to alcohol poisoning. Or a magical night of extreme chaos and super human events.

An example in sentence form would go something like, 'Dude, please try not to get so elimiwasted tonight that you puke all over yourself and rail a fatty." Or "Man, I got so elimiwasted last night, I puked all over myself in the bar, committed several minor hate crimes, and still took home a random." Or it can be used as a play off of the classic MXC tv show phrase, "Don't get elimiwasted!!"

elimiwasted by Ricky (tha boss) Ross May 6, 2008

most extreme elimination challenge 

1) American version of Japanese gameshow "Takeshi's Castle," now featuring two mis-matched teams pit against each other in this bastion of low-brow comedy. Features hosts Kenny Blankenship and Vic Romano, field reporter Guy LeDouche, field marshall Captain Tenneal, massive amounts of mystery sludge, and repeated and frequent use of the word "Babaganoosh". Abbreviated MXC.

"Hey, someone find his baba. We can reattach it to his ganoosh." - Kenny Blankenship, about Yella Babaganoosh's most painful elimination.

most extreme elimination challenge by Madelynne February 2, 2004