Slang for the collective dictionary made of all the ridiculous words on this site, including random people's names, made up bullshit words, incoherent babble, and repetitive definitions of words that have already been defined 138 times in the same way. A.K.A. 90% of the definitions on this site.
"Nick D has over 500 words on urban dictionary."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
"Yeah but how many does he have on urban ridictionary?"
"Just one: 'urban ridictionary'."
"Oh, that's cool."
Nerd 1: "Hey Petey, let go play chess or hang out at the library."
Nerd 2: "Not now, I think I'm gonna go on urban ridictionary and post bad definitions of guys that shoved me in my locker at school, or maybe post a 759th definition of strong bad that's the exact same as the rest of them and makes no sense."
Nerd 1: "Sounds like a good time. Isn't homestarrunner the cat's meow?"
Normal person: "No, it sucks."
by Nick D February 11, 2004
Pregnant; knocked up. Means literally that "one" kid is "on the way" (will be born soon, and will consume every moment of your spare time with its endless whining). Not a good thing if you have a girlfriend/wife who is not the mother of the baby.
"Just when I thought I said all I could say, my chick on the side says she's got one on the way..." -Usher, "Confessions (Part II)"
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
Jerry: "Shit man, did you hear? I got one on the way."
Pete: "Awesome. It's good you stopped shooting blanks and finally knocked your wife up."
Jerry: "No...that's the problem. My wife ain't the baby's mama...your 16-year-old daughter is."
Pete: "That dirty slut. I need to get her on the pill."
Jerry: "Word."
by Nick D July 19, 2004
The cost of freedom, according to the song in "Team America: World Police." Pronounced "buck-o-five."
"Freedom isn't free, it costs folks like you and me
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"
Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."
Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
And if we don't all chip in, we'll never pay that bill
Freedom isn't free, no there's a hefty fuckin' fee
And if you don't throw in your buck-o-five, who will?"
-"Freedom Isn't Free," from "Team America"
Order-taker: "Welcome to McDonald's, can I take your order?"
Kevin: "I'm not too hungry today...just get me some freedom, some ice water, and 15 ketchup packets."
Order-taker: "Would you like freedom fries with that?"
Kevin: "No, just the plain old freedom, the water, and the...um...catsup."
Order-taker: "OK, that'll be $1.05. Pull ahead to the first window."
Billy: "Man this Patriot Act is bullshit. What happened to good old freedom?"
Judd: "Well when they were collecting everyone's $1.05, I was a nickel short. That might have something to do with it."
Billy: "F-ing douche bag."
by Nick D November 16, 2005
Kelly: "So how was Jimmy last night? Did he beat that up...I mean did he hit it?"
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
Sara: "Almost, but he pulled a Rafael Palmeiro and couldn't get it up. So I went in the bathroom and double-clicked my own mouse."
by Nick D September 25, 2003
(prison)
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
John: "What you in here for?"
Dave: "Double homicide."
John: "Small-timer, eh?"
Dave: "Yeah. How 'bout you?"
John: "I got caught doing a buck in a school zone."
Dave: "Shit dude, that's like 85 miles an hour over the speed limit! You could have killed some kids!"
John: "What? How would that kill any kids? Maybe traumatize them for life. Oh...you thought I was in here for speeding! Hell no, man, by "do a buck" I meant I was ass-raping a deer in front of the school!"
by Nick D November 12, 2005
Dead.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
Comes from the "Weekend at Bernie's" movies where a couple of idiots drag their dead boss all over the place and convince people that he's alive.
"Oh yeah! This party is off the chain!"
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."
"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."
"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
"Shut up bitch. It's bernie, and I'm gonna be swayze."
"So how was Ermelinda in the sack last night?"
"Bernie, man. Like a cold, bernie fish."
"So I hear Grandpa Fred's been circling the drain lately. Did he buy the farm yet?"
"Hell yeah dogg, he's bernie. Cancer."
by Nick D October 27, 2003
"Now we can handle this like gentlemen or we can get into some gangsta shit..." -Snoop Dogg
If you really think about it, the Civil War was nothing more than some gangsta shit. A lot of gangsta shit.
If you really think about it, the Civil War was nothing more than some gangsta shit. A lot of gangsta shit.
by Nick D September 16, 2003