long island iced tea

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

by nick May 13, 2005

A Final Fantasy

An act where a hospital hires a whore for a dying patient for 3 hours. No more, no less.

Mrs. Ramsey only had 3 days to live, so Suburban General Hospital granted her a final fantasy.

by Nick December 20, 2004

Gignog

(n.)
Someone who, through the injudicious application of alcohol, is now a great deal less funny than he thinks he is.

by Nick March 28, 2003

latin

Language from which many other languages are derived from.

No longer spoken but some schools still insist on teaching it for god-knows-what reason...

Person 1: SHIT!! I have my Latin exam tomorrow!!!

Person 2: Who gives a fuck? No-one speaks it anyway.

by Nick June 12, 2004

masshole

a person who takes IT up the ass in large quantities often in a ritualistic way buy group gang bang and while lying in ones own bed.

that gal misty sure is a masshole, yeah she had a gang bang orgy style with 7 or 8 guys lined up to take a crack at the back door last night.

by nick April 07, 2005

Yate

(n.)
Dishearteningly white piece of bread that sits lumpily in a pop-up toaster during a protracted throcking (q.v.) session.

by Nick March 28, 2003

green twinkie

A shrink wrapped pile of cash. Typically seen in casino cages and generally consisting of 500 or 1000 twenties, fifties, or hundreds. Common green twinkies contain $10,000 or $25,000 while more desirable twinkies can contain $50,000 or $100,000. Green twinkies are commonly seen on television and in the movies and are usually seen used to transact some kind of business or transferred between friends. ie. Drug dealers and Mafia bosses and the like.

Did you see what Shirley gave Phylis?

Looked like a big green twinkie.

I just love twinkies.

by nick April 15, 2005