cronk

A synonym for the word 'pussy'.

You need a shave becaus I can see your cronk thru your skirt. It looks like you're giving birth to ZZ Top!

by Nick July 15, 2003

napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.

gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.

by nick May 13, 2005

garoger

when you take a dump and it touches the water in nthe toilet before you let it go

i did the biggest garoger just then

by nick March 05, 2004

enterprise rent a car

a type of sexual act, an enterprise rent-a-car is where you rent a car and have sex with a girl in the back seat of the car. when the act is over, you kill her.

i pulled an enterprise rent-a-car a few weeks ago. i hope the police don't catch me

by nick February 09, 2005

stinky tard

A retard who doesnt have good personal hygiene, and smells like poop all the time.

R.J. is a stinky tard.

by Nick August 21, 2003

scientific

1. pertaining to science. 2. an educated guess passed off as a well thought out explaination that uses large words and concepts often unkonwn to everyone in the room. 3. a plausible explaination for something not easily explained given to the dismay and perhaps delight of those who are present.

Nobody really understood what happened at the beach on Sunday so Mary got all scientific and threw up a good story that everybody bought because she sounded like an authority on the subject. For real though, who knew that Mary knew anything about the migratory patterns of hump back whales.

by nick April 25, 2005

ibg

Used as an insultive discomforting when someone is after sympathy

Mark: My wife just left me and I don't know what to do mate (cries)
Simon: IBG
Mark: F--K OFF

by Nick March 10, 2004