Some that tag's along with you everywhere and invites themselves over to your house, some what like a douche bag
by Nick January 26, 2005

this is corey taylor, slipknot frontman, FUCK YOU ALL, AND FUCK FRED DURST....I WANT LINDSAY POLK'S TITIES
SLIPKNOT ruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuullllllllllllles
by nick May 11, 2004

by Nick February 13, 2004

A sex session like a grumpkin in which one sits on a toilet taking a shit while another person gives the shitter a blow job; during a humpkin the grumpkin reciever humps the grumpkin givers face while holding the back of her head; hence HUMPkin.
"My you really humped my face while I was giving you a grumpkin Jimmy."
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
"Ah yes, cynthia, I did not want you to do all the work my dear. That was a humpkin"
by nick April 07, 2005
