Nick's definitions

barfunkel

(n.)The miniature orgasm one experiences after urination.
Often accompanied by a short tremor or shaking.
Typically, barfunkels procede extremely volumous urination.
Highly common among individuals experiencing alcohol intoxication.

Barfunkel experience among females is unknown.

woah... just took a piss and had a crazy barfunkel

by nick June 16, 2006

hubbenheimer

slower and more retarded then nubby

u are my hubbenheimer

by nick March 28, 2005

mets fan

a die-hard baseball fan who is used to losing, especially against the Yankees. Thier team made it to the world series four times, but thier record is 2-2

Hey, im a mets fan. Im used to it.

by nick May 13, 2005

Manhattan Project

Has come to represent an umbrella term for the US development of the atomic bomb.

The Mahattan Project advancement in Civilization allows you to build the Nuclear Warhead unit.

by Nick November 6, 2003

FFP

acronym for 'fat fucking pig'
born from alternate lyrics to the Van Halen song 'Beautifil Girl' when drunk in a strip club at 2am...

Typically used to describe a girl that is slightly overweight and looks slutty or slightly dirty or dumpy. The type of girl that many guys would say that they would not do, but everyone knows that most guys would givel the chance.

All I need is a fat fucking pig beautiful girl.
Ah, yeah! Fat fucking pig Beautiful girl.

by Nick April 15, 2004

PKK

Player-Killer-Killer. One who kills those players who kill other players.

That PK just got ganked by a group of PKKs.

That camper PK got roxxored by a fire nova from an uber PKK.

by Nick November 24, 2003

apple computer

A computer made by Apple, which is a computer company. (No kidding.) They aren't very good, but people still use them anyway.

Arrg! This stupid Apple Computer always freezes!

by Nick July 7, 2003