Nick's definitions

hoeing

when a women walks aound the streets looking 2 get fucked fo' some money

Nick says 2 john..."was that ur mom hoeing down on main street last night?

by nick April 8, 2005

metrosocialist

Noun. A term created by a weblogger idiotvillager.com that means "a young, urbane person who advocates or practices forms of socialism in vanity". Derived from the word metrosexual.

Look at that metrosocialist over there reading Adbusters.

by Nick April 13, 2004

Christ in Asshole

An expression to show displessure, anger, misfortune, or frustration.

<just lost in SSBM> jesus! christ in asshole! fuck.

by Nick March 15, 2004

penis pump

A pump powered by batteries to lengthen or pleasure the owner of a penis.

I used a penis pump when my penis was 3", now my penis is 5".

NOTE: NOT ALL PUMPS WORK!

by Nick March 23, 2003

montrose

unmistakable human beings believed to be delivered to this planet to serve as a model for human evolution.

montrose is already there.

by nick December 11, 2003

slam and jam

a thing made popular in my school. every wedsday was slam and jam wendsday any one with books in there hands where to get them slammed out of there hands , a slam and jam the jam was mostly the punch afterward when your trying to pick your books up

(hit books from other persons hands)"Slam and jam bitch !!"

by Nick February 19, 2004

friz

term used to tell a friend that they are acting stupid, ridiculous, out of character, weird or just plain being annoying.

"Hey! Stop you imbecile!"
"No I'm having fun!"
"Fuck you're annoying!"
"Screw you!"
"Friz!!"
"Oh, dude, I'm sorry man."
"Thankyou."

by nick April 6, 2005