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Swear word but less bad than actually swearing. Defines a real bad person or group of people. Or even inanimate objects! Someone you think should be gunned down for demoralizing and stepping on the good folks. Someone who thinks they are better than the rest of us.
My boss is an asso!
Look at Denis, He's an asso.
My family are a bunch of asso's.
My computer just crashed, it's an asso.
asso by erik tremblay October 4, 2007
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Lazy version of calling someone an Asshole
"Yo Asso where the fuck are you??? It's 6:20am I'm at Broph! Once an Asso, always an Asso!"
Asso by Gowerman September 27, 2007
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Age, sex, species, orientation
used on omegle for starting a roleplay
You:ASSO?
Stranger:24 M human straight, you?
You:22 F anthro cat bi
Stranger: eww, a furry. nope
Stranger has dissconected
ASSO by Orbitron360 April 22, 2017
poses kinhseis xreiazetai o snik gia na riksei ton light
Me ena asso duo pefteis
Asso duo by dolores2 February 6, 2022

El Asso Wipo 

The wrestler who will break your back like SO!
"Anyone who makes fun of El Asso Wipo had best be ready to have their back broken like SO! With my knee!"
El Asso Wipo by D-san July 16, 2003

esso-asso 

One who cuts through a convenience-store parking lot at a red light in an effort to avoid waiting for it to turn green.
That guy is a real esso-asso, but I guess he shaved a few seconds off his commute time!
esso-asso by Dave Dave Powerslave August 30, 2007

El Asso Wipo 

A returning character from the comedy show, MadTV. The notorious Argentinian wrestler - self-named "El Asso Wipo" - was infamous for demonstrating how he would break people's backs, "Like so! With my knee!"
"Of course not. El Asso Wipo would not break the back of a baby or the holy back of a priest. But ... anybody else who steps in to the ring with me had better be in desperate need of having his back broken for that is what lies in wait for him! Grown men will weep. Beautiful women will dance naked at my feet! El Asso Wipo will marry Cindy Crawford and barbeque hamburgers with President Bill Clinton. Little American children will buy an Asso Wipo action figure and stay up late on school nights to watch El Asso Wipo interview Tom Hanks on El Asso Wipo Show! All this will come to pass or this country will be a wasteland of broken back invalids!"
- El Asso Wipo, Interviewing for the WWF
El Asso Wipo by RoyRoy June 18, 2008
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