Cryptid

Animals which are commonly not believed to exist, but actually may. Instances include the Loch Ness Monster, Bigfoot, the Teratornis, and Pterodactyl, Mothmen, etc.

That girl was so uckaly that she was practically a cryptid.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

ukaly

Meaning must be determined from context, since it can mean either ugly, or very attractive.

The old bitsch was just ukaly, but Britney Spears is definitely ukaly.

by Nicholas Meyler September 23, 2003

smotomy

Unnatural smiting; smiting which isn't
really deserved, but happens.

Jonah being swallowed by a whale was smotomy, but part of God's plan, anyway.

by Nicholas Meyler September 24, 2003

encryptment thesis

The theory popularized by time-travel researcher Nicholas Meyler, that information from the Future, frequently about disasters, is often embedded or encrypted subtly (see "steganography") into artworks like music, or literature, as possible warnings, to avert damage.

The FBI could have used the encryptment thesis to deduce the September 11 attacks before they happened, but, instead, obstructed justice.

by Nicholas Meyler April 29, 2003

charcarodon pteryops giganticus

The Tau Cetian relative of Charcarodon Megalodon (the ancient Great White Shark, specimens of which up to 100 feet in length have been found as fossils on Earth). The distinctive feature of the Tau Cetian variety, notwithstanding its length, is its winglike appendages (similar to those of terrestrial "flying fish" classification "excocetidae"). The Tau Cetian Great Whites are known to be able to fly lengths up to 400 meters, and exceed altitudes of 13 meters.

The lagoons of Tau Ceti were placid until the Charcarodon pteryops giganticus broke the surface of the water.

by Nicholas Meyler September 15, 2003

Exocetidae

The Class name of "Flying Fish". Comprised of some 40 odd species, found throughout the World, flying fish possess abnormally long pectoral fins, which enable them to glide substantial distances above the water.

Mick was astonished to see the exocetidae specimens flying at his head, and forgot to duck, so he was injured.

by Nicholas Meyler September 22, 2003

chupacabra

Literally, "Goat-sucker." Typically a
Hispanic (Mexican, and Puerto Rican) story of a mythical, possibly alien beast (see "cryptozoology" and "cryptid") which ravages goats and sheep by sucking out their blood, usually through precisely incised points of exsanguination.

Alternately, someone involved in goat-sodomy (i.e. Devil-worship).

"The singer/actress Cher had photos of that chupacabra, John Ashcroft, so he couldn't prosecute her."

by Nicholas Meyler September 22, 2003