Definitions by Newton Orchid

Universery

I have a Universery degree in poetry about birds!

It's nap time at the Universery!

Universery by Newton Orchid December 11, 2018

Pantaloonatic 

Crazy guy in old-timey pants.

Must be a full moon, so many pantaloonatics are out tonight.

Pantaloonatic by Newton Orchid November 16, 2018

Smockumentary 

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

Smockumentary by Newton Orchid October 9, 2018

Masturdate 

A very good date, but you are all alone.

Had the greatest masturdate this weekend! I even "scored."

Masturdate by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Fungeon 

Dungeon but fun and with no torture

I hope this castle has a fungeon!

Fungeon by Newton Orchid October 8, 2018

Porkxedo 

Tuxedo, but is made of pork.

Do not touch my porkxedo, it is a rental.

Porkxedo by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

But-head 

Interupts you all the time by saying things like "yeah, sure but..." or "well, sure, but."

John is pretty nice, but he's a bit of a but-head.

But-head by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018