Magic meatballs

Meatballs, but they give you powers like flying and walking through walls. Very tasty and low carbohydrates.

The next thing I knew I was flying around the city and I had laser eyes. Those were some very magic meatballs.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Smockumentary

It is a regular documentary, EXCEPT IT IS ABOUT SMOCKS

- I am interested in learning more about smock culture
- Let me recommend to you a terrific smockumentary that you absolutely must watch.

by Newton Orchid October 09, 2018

Sad Max

The plot of mad max, but max is more sad.

Sad Max is sadder than Mad Max

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Ebowla

Very bad chilli. Not good taste, wrong temperature

Yuck, who would eat this ebowla chill?

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Consmearacy

A conspiracy meant to make someone look very bad.

Bowling green was a consmearacy theory

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Ghost toast

When you make a piece of toast from bread and put it somewhere and never find it. Where does it go?

I made toast and now I cannot find it. It is ghost toast I guess.

by Newton Orchid October 07, 2018

Momcert

A concert mostly attended by moms.

How was Celine Dion?
Not bad, but it was a bit of a momcert.

by Newton Orchid September 25, 2017