Ness 's definitions

Texas

The place where frauds like Dr. Phil come from.
Is also the place where the worst president ever George W. Bush came from.

I hate Texas because Dr. Phil and Dubya came from there.

by Ness November 5, 2004

vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

nirvana

The greatest, most talented band, to ever strum a guitar or write a lyric.

All must bow before the might that is Nirvana.

by Ness September 11, 2003

whoresome

Slang. Supremely awesome. Remarkable; outstanding.

Owwwww whoresome oww.

by ness April 20, 2005

triphlon

Saying that you dissed some one.

Yo ma nigga was spittin triphlons at u.

by NesS June 7, 2004

WOS

1. Abbreviation form of Waste of Space
2. Abbreviation form of Waste of Semen a term popularized by Greenday
3. Someone (usually someone annoying) who doesn't contribute anything to society and also is hideous in appearance.
4. Some thing on the hard drive that isn't necessary.
5. A site that has no purpose to be.

WOS is pronounced like DOS or loss.

WOS is a noun but is often incorrectly used as an adjective (e.g. what a WOS shirt)

1. Correct: Josh is such a big fat WOS.
2. Correct: MS-DOS is such a WOS.
3. Correct: MSN.com is such a WOS.
1. Incorrect: Linda has a WOS haircut, it makes her look like a guy.

by Ness June 7, 2005

KULT

KULT's ÜberLeet Terrorists. Also "The Kult"

I'm in KULT fucker!

by ness March 26, 2003