vajosha

1. A heavily intoxicated person's mistaking male genetalia for female genetalia.
2. Moneymaking apparatus of a male prostitute.
(Term was used in "Texas Jailcell" by Jon Wayne.)

"Damn Injun won't keep his hands off my vajosha."

by Ness November 6, 2004

Vaposhag

When your spouse refuses to shower but you're horny as fuck, and you apply a dab of vaporub (or similar) under your nose so you can get busy.

Let's have a vaposhag you dirty fucker.

by Vapo Fux September 14, 2017