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Red Don is an update of the 1984 movie, Red Dawn.
Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Russia finds a #sad, weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to collude with, invests in social media bots and social media fake news, and hacks the political parties in the United States. In 2016 Russia installs Putin's Puppet. His name? Red Don.
The only way for Russia to succeed in occupying the American Presidency is the arrival of Red Don.
by NeologianPJG February 02, 2018
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1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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In a shithole (shithouse) country under one party rule, but where the ruling party somehow can't avoid a government shutdown.
To celebrate the first anniversary of of the Trump Presidency, the Republicans led the US to a government shitdown.
by NeologianPJG January 19, 2018
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The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.
Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.
by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020
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One candidate in the Hellection won't even agree to abide by the results, but threatens instead to keep everyone in suspense, while flaming out in yet another Trumper Tantrum.
by NeologianPJG October 20, 2016
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A new kind of mixed marriage where spouses receive two different brands of the COVID-19 vaccination.
We still love each other, but now in a heterovaccinated way, since I got the Pfizer and my hubby got the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.

I know another heterovaccinated couple where one got the single-shot Johnson and Johnson, and the other got the two-shot AstraZeneca.
by NeologianPJG April 10, 2021
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