Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
You can't say someone is unhinged if they were never hinged in the first place.
by NeologianPJG July 18, 2018
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FascistRump

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
The FascistRump in the oval office fawns over dictators and offends democratic leaders.
by NeologianPJG June 16, 2018
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Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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path of totalshitty

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.
At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.
by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
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Februweary

The long slow slog through February leaves us all worn down and weary.
It has snowed more than 30 inches this Februweary.
by NeologianPJG February 20, 2019
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Breaxit

Pronounced: "Breaks It."

The second FascistRump Administration's approach to governance is to break all governmental norms, laws, and services. The answer to how to handle any situation is always that Red Don breaks it, or simply: Breaxit.

In much the same way that Brexit broke economic and political and migratory relationships between the United Kingdom and other countries, Breaxit in the US, under the Conald Trump administration intentionally dismantles and destroys the United States from within, all while simultaneously destroying external relationships.

Breaxit is like a rolling dumpster fire in a never-ending Trumper Tantrum, in the religion of capidolism, where the Orange Don is forever pulling bad ideas out of his AssFault.

Breaxit is only possible because the Justice Department did not act quickly enough to grab him by the pursey, and Mitch McConnell did not act as he should have after the Reimpeachment of Trumpadict Donald, who was never hinged in the first place.
When in doubt, Trump Breaxit.

The UK has Brexit, and the US has Breaxit.
by NeologianPJG March 16, 2025
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