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Mettle is a person's ability to cope and persevere.

Metal fatigue is when metal is stressed, cracks, and breaks-- sometimes with tragic consequences.
So when someone's mettle is exhausted, leading to personal breakdown, we can call it mettle fatigue.
The year of COVID-19 pandemic social distancing and isolation has led to near universal mettle fatigue.

Dealing with people's antisocial nearing results in mettle fatigue that might not even be comforted by the alcoholy trinity .
by NeologianPJG March 2, 2021
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Mettle means your ability to cope and persevere, so when your coping skills are exhausted, this is known as mettle fatigue.
The COVID-19 pandemic has caused near universal mettle fatigue.

Mettle fatigue caused a catastrophic failure to follow social distancing guidelines and resulted in a super spreader event with copious amounts of antisocial nearing .
by NeologianPJG February 24, 2021
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1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.

2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.

3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.

We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.

Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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The long slow slog through February leaves us all worn down and weary.
It has snowed more than 30 inches this Februweary.
by NeologianPJG February 20, 2019
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FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."
The FascistRump in the oval office fawns over dictators and offends democratic leaders.
by NeologianPJG June 14, 2018
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When October and Winter are mashed up and it snows and gets cold as winter in October!
Of course 2020, which is a four-letter word, now, means we are suffering through a brutal Octinter.

Living in Minnesota means now and then we have to deal with the spooky horrors of Octinter.
by NeologianPJG October 26, 2020
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Orange Dawn is an update of Red Dawn (1984).

Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Opening narration: Russia finds a weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to manipulate... Russia invests in social media bot technology and social media ads, and hacks the political parties in the United States... In 2016 Russia installs an Orange Puppet President. This is the Orange Dawn.

In Red Dawn, the war cry is Wolverine!

In Orange Dawn the war cry is Halloween!
The Mueller investigation is exploring the effects of Orange Dawn.
by NeologianPJG February 1, 2018
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