40 definitions by NeologianPJG

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The opposite of social distancing.

In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.

The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
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Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.
by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020
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Conald Trump is a friend to tyrants in North Korea and Russia, and a foe to longtime US allies.
by NeologianPJG July 22, 2018
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A painful syndrome causing stiffness and exhaustion to the click-finger when you have to refresh and refresh and refresh and refresh the website trying to get a COVID-19 vaccination appointment.
Sure I have Covid Refresh Finger, but it was totally worth it because I got on the schedule for the vaccine!

Sandra is a Covid Refresh Finger long-hauler: she's been trying to get an appointment for two weeks, but with no luck. She may never be able to click a mouse ever again...

While Covid Refresh Finger is hardly the worst effect of the pandemic, we certainly shouldn't ignore the real suffering.
by NeologianPJG March 16, 2021
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When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.
Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.
by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
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The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
by NeologianPJG December 23, 2015
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Mettle is a person's ability to cope and persevere.

Metal fatigue is when metal is stressed, cracks, and breaks-- sometimes with tragic consequences.
So when someone's mettle is exhausted, leading to personal breakdown, we can call it mettle fatigue.
The year of COVID-19 pandemic social distancing and isolation has led to near universal mettle fatigue.

Dealing with people's antisocial nearing results in mettle fatigue that might not even be comforted by the alcoholy trinity .
by NeologianPJG March 02, 2021
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