Definitions by NeologianPJG
holy spirits
After the horrible day I had I sure needed the intervention of holy spirits!
I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.
I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.
holy spirits by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
alcoholy trinity
1. In a pandemic the 3 wholly necessary alcohols are hand-sanitizer, alcohol-wipes, and a good stiff drink.
2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.
3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
2. Drinking 3 times a day (Breakfast, Lunch, & Dinner) every day during a pandemic, so the three drinking times miraculously become one, and all the days miraculously become like one day.
3. Three-in-One Bar: Lager, Rum, & holy spirits
Stay safe from the Coronavirus by remembering soap and estrange, no antisocial nearing, keeping social distance, and relying on the alcoholy trinity to make it through your day.
We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.
Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
We need to visit a bar with the alcoholy trinity so everyone's prayers are answered, and everyone can drink what they like.
Whoa! After that last Zoom meeting, I'm pretty sure our co-worker Marty has been reverencing the alcoholy trinity for the past 2 months, non-stop. Plus, I'm pretty sure he was wearing a covid mullet.
alcoholy trinity by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
Soap and Estrange
The slogan to beat the Coronavirus /COVID-19 Pandemic.
"Soap" is a reminder to wash your hands and sanitize everything!
"Estrange" is a reminder to keep social distancing and stay at home where you can wear your Covid Mullet!
"Soap" is a reminder to wash your hands and sanitize everything!
"Estrange" is a reminder to keep social distancing and stay at home where you can wear your Covid Mullet!
To stay safe in the pandemic, never forget "Soap and Estrange!"
Stop all your insane antisocial nearing and rely on Soap and Estrange.
In 2008 the US voted for Hope and Change-- In 2020 we have to vote for Soap and Estrange.
Stop all your insane antisocial nearing and rely on Soap and Estrange.
In 2008 the US voted for Hope and Change-- In 2020 we have to vote for Soap and Estrange.
Soap and Estrange by NeologianPJG April 8, 2020
antisocial nearing
The opposite of social distancing.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
In a pandemic when people ignore the advice of social distancing and instead engage in antisocial nearing activities like shaking hands, hugging, and spending time in large crowds.
That coughing, sniffling, lunatic went in for a full-on antisocial nearing hug when the CDC says we should be practicing social distancing.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
The President of the United States for weeks encouraged antisocial-nearing, telling everyone not to worry because the pandemic was under control and might just disappear.
antisocial nearing by NeologianPJG March 12, 2020
treasonable
When the act of treason becomes one's ordinary everyday humdrum, so that it seems just downright reasonable.
They wanted to 'lock her up' so bad that Trumpadict Donald} getting the traitor tots involved in colluding with the Russians to interfere in the election just felt treasonable.
treasonable by NeologianPJG April 19, 2019
Grand Dopening
The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
Grand Dopening by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
Februweary
Februweary by NeologianPJG February 20, 2019