NeologianPJG's definitions

poop-pee

This term is always mispronounced, and mis-spelled as "puppy."
But with a new baby dog in the house it is clear that the adorable very good boy is 100% poop and pee.

How many floor diapers, I mean puppy pads, I mean poop-pee pads did you go through yesterday?

What's the name of your super adorable poop-pee?

by NeologianPJG March 8, 2022

Donald Frump

The President who wears poorly fitting suits, a Donald Trump Tie that hangs eight inches too low and is held together with scotch tape, and who often looks embarrassingly frumpy.

What can't Donald Frump use some of his piles of money to buy a suit that fits?

by NeologianPJG March 10, 2017

Merry Forcemas

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.

I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."

by NeologianPJG April 2, 2016

teleTrumpster

When the 45th President of the US reads off a teleprompter, and it is obvious he does not believe what he is saying, but people swoon that it makes him appear Presidential.

The teleTrumpster showed up to denounce something terrible, but later on Twitter he showed his true feelings with a Trumper Tantrum that proved he didn't believe a word of what he read on the teleprompter.

by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.

Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.

by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019

assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

heterovaccinated

A new kind of mixed marriage when spouses get vaccinated for COVID-19 with different brands of vaccine.

We still love each other, but now in a heterovaccinated way, ever since I got the Pfizer, and my hubby got the Moderna COVID-19 vaccine.

I know another heterovaccinated couple where one got the two-shot AstraZeneca and the other got the one and done Johnson and Johnson.

by NeologianPJG April 10, 2021