Orange Dawn

Orange Dawn is an update of Red Dawn (1984).

Tag line: No foreign power has occupied the American Presidency. Until Now.

Opening narration: Russia finds a weak, loser, pseudo-billionaire to manipulate... Russia invests in social media bot technology and social media ads, and hacks the political parties in the United States... In 2016 Russia installs an Orange Puppet President. This is the Orange Dawn.

In Red Dawn, the war cry is Wolverine!

In Orange Dawn the war cry is Halloween!
The Mueller investigation is exploring the effects of Orange Dawn.
by NeologianPJG February 01, 2018
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buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 04, 2016
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Flake News

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.
Did you hear the Flake News?
Yeah, meteorologists are full of it! There's no snow at all-- not even one flake!
by NeologianPJG December 04, 2017
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Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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Merry Forcemas

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
by NeologianPJG December 24, 2015
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NRApublicans

Republicans who are owned by the National Rifle Association (NRA) because they depend on campaign contributions from the NRA.
The surviving students from the February 2018 school shooting at Marjory Stoneman Douglas High School in Parkland, Florida are demanding gun reform from NRApublicans.
by NeologianPJG February 21, 2018
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assial tissue

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.
The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.
by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020
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