Definitions by NeologianPJG

path of totalshitty 

When you drive 10 hours to see the total eclipse in the so-called path of totality, but all you see is thunder clouds and pouring rain, standing in a Missouri field.

At least we only spent 750 bucks on the hotel room so we could be in the path of totalshitty.

path of totalshitty by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

cyclipse 

When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.

Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.

cyclipse by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017

Donald Frump 

The President who wears poorly fitting suits, a Donald Trump Tie that hangs eight inches too low and is held together with scotch tape, and who often looks embarrassingly frumpy.

What can't Donald Frump use some of his piles of money to buy a suit that fits?

Donald Frump by NeologianPJG March 10, 2017

Urine Nation 

The country of golden showers from trumped-up trickle-down economics, turning Americans into peons, and pissing everyone off.

The world now recognizes America as the most fantastic country of tremendous tinklers, commonly called the Urine Nation.

Urine Nation by NeologianPJG January 13, 2017

Hellection 

The 2016 campaign for the Presidency of the United States of America.

One candidate in the Hellection won't even agree to abide by the results, but threatens instead to keep everyone in suspense, while flaming out in yet another Trumper Tantrum.

Hellection by NeologianPJG October 20, 2016

buttfacebookdial 

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.

I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.

buttfacebookdial by NeologianPJG May 19, 2016

Merry Forcemas 

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.

I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."

Merry Forcemas by NeologianPJG April 2, 2016