40 definitions by NeologianPJG

A new kind of mixed marriage when spouses get vaccinated for COVID-19 with different brands of vaccine.

FascistAss:
The politically correct, more acceptable, and refined term for the vulgar, common, "FascistAss."

The long slow slog through February leaves us all worn down and weary.

When the journalistic weather industrial complex of so-called meteorologists reports that there is snow in the forecast, but it turns out to be a big sad lie, that's Flake News.

The President who wears poorly fitting suits, a Donald Trump Tie that hangs eight inches too low and is held together with scotch tape, and who often looks embarrassingly frumpy.

The nightmare situation where a gardener cuts away at plants, killing them, convinced they know what's a weed and what's not, but they really have no clue, and don't even know that they don't know!

Note: This is a combination of gardening, the Dunning-Kruger effect which is when someone is ignorant about their own lack of knowledge so they don't even know what that don't know but think they know it all, and the Nightmare on Elm Street films featuring Freddy Krueger who kills people in their nightmare .

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.