43 definitions by NeologianPJG

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 4, 2016
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The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
by NeologianPJG December 24, 2015
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When a polar vortex ends, and temperatures soar into the single digits ABOVE ZERO so that folks in the heartland start shedding layers of clothing.
Jeepers, 8 degrees above zero feels awesome after that insane polar vortex!

Did you see those barely dressed college students go by?
Yup, it's like they say, No Shirt, No Shoes, No Vortex.
by NeologianPJG February 1, 2019
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When you squint at the eclipse without proper eye protection and lose vision in one eye, leaving you with only one good eye, like a cyclopse.
Dude blinded himself in one eye watching the eclipse, and became a cyclipse.
by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
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A swear word to complain about the Omicron Variant of the Covid-19 virus, identified in November of 2021.
The Omicron Variant of the Covid-19 virus caused the whole world to yell out: OmiCrap!

Omicrap! the stock market just tanked, thanks to Omicron.
by NeologianPJG November 26, 2021
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