Definitions by NeologianPJG

mettle fatigue 

Mettle means your ability to cope and persevere, so when your coping skills are exhausted, this is known as mettle fatigue.

The COVID-19 pandemic has caused near universal mettle fatigue.

Mettle fatigue caused a catastrophic failure to follow social distancing guidelines and resulted in a super spreader event with copious amounts of antisocial nearing .

mettle fatigue by NeologianPJG February 24, 2021

Reimpeachment 

The HUGE undisputed Winner of all Presidential impeachments of all history is Donald Trump who has the distinguished and unique status to be the only US President to be impeached twice! He's number one because of number two!

When President Donald J. Trump, aka Red Don, aka Trumpadict Donald, aka FascistRump incited an armed sedition by a treasonable mob crying Orange Dawn based on falsehoods about the 2020 Hellection, he was subjected to reimpeachment, because it turns out he was never hinged in the first place.

Reimpeachment by NeologianPJG January 13, 2021

Octinter 

When October and Winter are mashed up and it snows and gets cold as winter in October!

Of course 2020, which is a four-letter word, now, means we are suffering through a brutal Octinter.

Living in Minnesota means now and then we have to deal with the spooky horrors of Octinter.

Octinter by NeologianPJG October 26, 2020

Liar liar Pence on fire! 

The appropriate exclamation when Vice President Mike Pence tells fibs on national television during a debate.

When Vice President Mike Pence lies, saying the Trump administration has reduced CO2 emissions during their tenure, the whole country gasped and exclaimed, "Liar liar Pence on fire!"

Liar liar Pence on fire! by NeologianPJG October 7, 2020

Oops COVID-it again 

What Britney Spears would say if she gets re-infected with COVID-19.

Did you know you could get infected a second time with COVID-19?
Umm, yeah: oops COVID-it again!

Oops COVID-it again by NeologianPJG April 23, 2020

assial tissue 

Toilet paper is a stupid term. If you tend to your nose at the center of your face with facial tissue. then you must tend to your butthole at the center of your ass (aka your assfault) with assial tissue.

The first shortage during the pandemic was assial tissue, which people stupidly call toilet paper.

assial tissue by NeologianPJG April 19, 2020

broke my swearer 

When the world and the people in it are so astonishingly terrible that you swear endlessly to the point where swearing is no longer sufficient to express the horror, and swearing fails. FFS.

Jeepers! Jeepers?... Huh. I must've broke my swearer.

...Shit. Fuck. Damn. Hell. Aw heck! Gollygeewillickers anyway, all this goll dang shirt is so totally forked up that I done went and broke my swearer.

broke my swearer by NeologianPJG April 18, 2020