MacroPleasantry

The opposite of MicroAggression.

The way to make it possible to think the best of each other when unintentional MicroAgressions take place is to set the stage with undeniable MacroPleasantries.
Instead of walking on eggshells in the meeting, I propose we make explicit our best intentions by being openly kind, intentionally and obviously supportive through our practice of MacroPleasantry.
by NeologianPJG January 22, 2019
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teleTrumpster

When the 45th President of the US reads off a teleprompter, and it is obvious he does not believe what he is saying, but people swoon that it makes him appear Presidential.
The teleTrumpster showed up to denounce something terrible, but later on Twitter he showed his true feelings with a Trumper Tantrum that proved he didn't believe a word of what he read on the teleprompter.
by NeologianPJG August 22, 2017
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holy spirits

Any strong spirit or liquor like whiskey, rum, brandy, or gin that is the answer to a prayer.
After the horrible day I had I sure needed the intervention of holy spirits!

I'm not picky... I'll take any holy spirits you have on hand: scotch, bourbon-- anything.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2020
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Taking a shit on an inter-Continental flight.

FYI: Use with caution, since "ICBM "is also the acronym for Inter-Continental Ballistic Missile.
Do NOT go into the restroom: that guy just dropped a nasty ICBM: Inter-Continental Bowel Movement.
by NeologianPJG January 28, 2024
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buttfacebookdial

When someone butt dials you through facebook's phone calling feature, it is properly known as a buttfacebookdial.

Buttfacebookdial is a special form of buttdial, or butt dial.
I just got a buttfacebookdial from my brother.

When I put my phone in my pocket I buttfacebookdialed my boss and lost my job, because I had called in sick.
by NeologianPJG May 04, 2016
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Grand Dopening

The celebration that takes place the day a state or country legalizes recreational cannabis (aka: marijuana, weed, pot, dope) is called the Grand Dopening.
We look forward to celebrating the Grand Dopening that we hope will happen in our state some day.
by NeologianPJG April 16, 2019
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Merry Forcemas

The December Holiday Greeting when Star Wars is the only thing anyone can think or talk about, since no one says "May the Force Be With You" any more.
I was annoyed when the cashier wished me a Merry Christmas, when all I was buying were Star Wars toys, so I corrected him, "Merry Forcemas to you."
by NeologianPJG December 24, 2015
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