Neil's definitions
A Geezer is a male englishman who likes drinking, football, and violence, preferably all at the same time. Wants to be the typical cockney jack the lad. They dress up smart to normally pull 'birds' favourites being Stone Island and Burberry. Theyre basically like a better meaner version of a Chav and not bad people to know aslong as you just prove your a 'geezer'. Sorted me ol' mucker...
by Neil January 8, 2005

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by Neil March 31, 2005

I'm going to shove my ***** into your pookey!
by Neil December 23, 2003

A form of highly political and contreversial music started by DJ BingoPen and his bruva MC Bingomasheen
by Neil November 16, 2004

Right after you drop a huge one and go to grab a piece of TP and it is all re wrapped up like someone has used it and took too much.
by Neil December 8, 2004

"The weather is horriable today" - Person 1
"Shaid" - Person 2
"It has been horriable all week" - Person 3
"Shaid" - Person 1
"Shaid" - Person 2
"It has been horriable all week" - Person 3
"Shaid" - Person 1
by Neil June 20, 2004
