clagonasyphaherpalaids

Enjoy all the worst STD's that women can achieve.
Except Crabs...Those are cool...

"I had sex last night..."
"You got clagonasyphaherpalaids didn't you?!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006

nipple rub like

When one gay man likes another man, he nipple rub likes him.

Aaron nipple rub likes me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

tuna puss

One who's vagina is so disgusting it smells like a dead fish. Often associated with skank cheese.

I went down on her last night and came right back up...killer tuna puss.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 02, 2007

By the time you're 12

When someone does something so bleck that they should have *verb* already.

Keep that shit up and you're gonna die by the time you're 12!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 03, 2006

anal fume

Rank ass fart. Leaves you wondering wtf they ate.

Damn her anal fumes are kickin'

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006