Nathan Hulsey's definitions

total sex

When something is so fucking awesome it's as good or better than sex.

Fucking last night's concert was total sex.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

might of many kings

Kings are almighty and powerful. With the might of many kings, it's a strong standing.

"We need to order pizza" "I agree with the might of many kings!"

by Nathan Hulsey December 6, 2006

flaming homo

One who is so incredibly gay they make Elton John look like Fabio. Relative to flaming queer and flaming fag.

You are such a fucking flaming homo no wonder no one likes you.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

cunt fish

A nasty stank puss you don't wanna go near.

Dude I almost had to eat cunt fish last night.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

bitchage

First there was rockin', then rockage, then bitchin', and now bitchage. Basically means it's fucking awesome.

"We're going to the concert tomorrow"
"Bitchage!"

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

forever and a half

Been so long that it seems longer than forever.

My god I haven't seen you in forever and a half!

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006