Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Nathan Hulsey

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

pain of a thousand swords by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

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heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

heart of many swellows by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

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might of many kings

Kings are almighty and powerful. With the might of many kings, it's a strong standing.

"We need to order pizza" "I agree with the might of many kings!"

might of many kings by Nathan Hulsey December 6, 2006

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instaphoto

Also known as a Screenshot. By pressing the prt scr button, your computer will copy your current image. Then go into a program, such as paint, and paste the image. Now just save it and you have your instaphoto!

Dude look at my Minesweeper time in this instaphoto!

instaphoto by Nathan Hulsey November 7, 2006