Nathan Hulsey's definitions

boneritus

You have a boner from something...It won't go down!!!

Your sister gives me such boneritus!

by Nathan Hulsey November 2, 2006

Lips Like Morphine

Someone who's kiss leaves you breathless.

She has lips like morphine every time she kisses me.

by Nathan Hulsey October 15, 2006

fish puss

A really nasty sweaty vagina that smells so rank it gives you a renob.

God damn she has such a fish puss...I aint hittin' that.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

pain of a thousand swords

When something hurts so bad, physically or emotionally, it's like being impaled by a thousand swords.

Often times affiliated with Might of Many Kings (physical), and Heart of Many Swellows(Emotional).

It was going to be so cool when I jumped over the roof, but I missed and fell two stories. It hurt like the pain of a thousand swords.

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007

adorabible

The "cute" way of saying adorable.

Aww that was so adorabible.

by Nathan Hulsey October 17, 2006

butt fuck utah

"Butt Fuck Idaho" "Bum fuck Egypt"
Middle of fucking nowhere
Also the name of a band

Mormans is are from the Butt Fuck Utah state

by Nathan Hulsey November 3, 2006

heart of many swellows

Swellow are very clean and pure. A heart of many swellows is that of the purest and kindest. It can be struck down with the might of many kings, or brought up with a love of life.

"Why is he in charge?!"
"Because he will not mislead us..."
"How the fuck do you know?!"
"He has the heart of many swellows"

by Nathan Hulsey January 3, 2007