Definitions by Naes Ttekcup

exploring the cave

The act of greasing yourself up and crawling head-first into
a woman's vaginal opening. Usually very bloody unless the proper precautions are taken. Sometimes best down with a running start.

I was exploring the cave last night. That's why I was late.

exploring the cave by Naes Ttekcup December 28, 2005

anal sludge 

The "sludge" that accumilates after years and years of "holding it in." Very pasty and can harden over time. Once hardened it requires a large spoon or spatula to get it out.

"He used his spork to clean out his anal sludge during lunch."

anal sludge by Naes Ttekcup September 28, 2005

Emily Rose 

The real life girl who was possessed by demons. She died days later.

"I am the one who dwells withinside Emily Rose?"

Emily Rose by Naes Ttekcup September 27, 2005

Injaculate 

When you go kaboom! And then you injaculate. You suck all the sexual juices back into your phallic member?

"Did you see Jenny injaculate?"
"Yep, she grabbed a fucking fly when she did it?"

Injaculate by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

appleslut

When a girl trys to fit an apple all the way down her throat. Usually during a party or dare.

"Did you see that appleslut eat that apple?"

appleslut by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005

abominable penis 

When one's man tool or chicken is so massive that it hangs out of one's pants and drags accross the floor leaving a trail of blood and blistering the head and shaft.

"That dude had an abominable penis?"

abominable penis by Naes Ttekcup September 25, 2005