Nacho Burris 's definitions

butt yawn

The first fart or “sphincter stretch” of the morning. While you sleep, gas builds up in your lower intestine and must be expelled when you wake. The "butt yawn" usually takes place during the morning urination or when you first roll out of bed. This fart typically does not smell badly, however it can be very boisterous. Caution should be taken if others are sleeping nearby.

My wife was not happy at all when I woke her up with an extremely loud "butt yawn" this morning.

by Nacho Burris November 16, 2016

The Wine Chair

The chair in your home that you’re allowed to drink and fall asleep (pass out) in. It’s not meant to be decorative and is typically old, worn, and stained from previous food, beer, wine spills etc.. It’s like an adult highchair for those who may enjoy having a few cocktails and falling asleep watching their favorite ball games or movies.

“I passed out and spilled an entire glass of red wine on myself last night. Good thing I was in the wine chair, or my wife would have killed me.”

by Nacho Burris December 31, 2023

Plog

A plogged toilet mostly consist of crap and very little paper. Usually occurs when a massive poop is sufficient enough to cause a clog without the support of any toilet paper.

Dude, I took such a massive shit it "plogged" the toilet.

by Nacho Burris November 14, 2014

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Grogue

That solitary, rogue gray hair that suddenly emerges without warning, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s typically longer than others and can appear anywhere, but is most often found in eyebrows, nostrils, and sometimes down below. Although harmless, it’s highly distracting and needs to be plucked immediately.

"Hey, Bud, you gotta a Grogue hanging out of your nose? - better take care of that right away."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025