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Old Man Gap Year

The time off between your last day of work and your first day of retirement, typically spent drinking, golfing, fishing, or drinking. Usually occurs when you’re not quite ready to retire, but you can’t stand your fucking job for another second.

I saw Fred at the golf course again yesterday. Did he retire or is he just on his “Old Man Gap Year”?

by Nacho Burris November 4, 2022

Grogue

That solitary, rogue gray hair that suddenly emerges without warning, seemingly out of nowhere. It’s typically longer than others and can appear anywhere, but is most often found in eyebrows, nostrils, and sometimes down below. Although harmless, it’s highly distracting and needs to be plucked immediately.

"Hey, Bud, you gotta a Grogue hanging out of your nose? - better take care of that right away."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Poop Blocker

That person who brazenly cuts in front of you in line for the bathroom, fully aware of your urgent intestinal plight. It's as if they take pleasure in your discomfort, making their act all the more infuriating.

"Honey, please don’t be a poop blocker when we get home. I’m crowning and it won't wait."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

Soberish

When you want to cut back on drinking while still having a good time, it's all about finding the sweet spot—a delicate balance of moderation with occasional and enjoyable drinking.

"Are you doing Dry January this year? No way - that’s crazy! I’ve decided to go Soberish instead."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

2-1 Combo

When you have to poop so badly that you end up pooping before you pee.

"Every time I eat at Taco Bell, I’m guaranteed to have the 2-1 Combo without fail."

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025

F-licker

An individual who feels comfortable licking their fingers during a meal in public, seemingly oblivious to the social norms of table manners and hygiene.

"I can’t stand going out to eat with Chris; watching him lick his fingers after every bite drives me nuts. He’s such a F-licker!"

by Nacho Burris November 5, 2025