Titties that are not high and firm, but instead, fleshy and pillowy soft. Usually only found on bigger girls or women who have had kids. Good for burying your face in and getting lost; so-so good for tittie fucking.
Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.
Note: 'Mellow melons is a combo of the words "marshmellow" and "melons". It does not mean her tits are mellow as in 'chilled out'.
by NINerd January 16, 2009
Get the 'Mellow Melons mug.1. Utterly, amazingly, stupendously bitchy in an impressive way.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.
Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.
2. A way to describe a particularly heinous bitchfest, usually used in a sarcastic way...Like bitchin', except NOT cool.
Note: Bitchtacular is a combo of the words "Bitch" and "Spectacular", in case you couldn't figure that out.
1. Wow, you are being totally bitchtacular right now, Heather. Are you PMS'ing or what?
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!
2. Tom: Yeah, my mom just totally went off on my ass.
Greg: So, how did it go?
Tom: It was bitchtacular. How the fuck do you think it went, you dipshit?
Greg: Damn, dude! Now YOU'RE being bitchtacular!
by NINerd January 16, 2009
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