NICk's definitions

beer thirty

a hypothetical time of day uttered in response to the question of "what time is it." when consumption of said malted beverage becomes an event that is either inevitable or required to proceed with life as we know it in modern society. No other time expression exists with beer in it, ie. there is no beer fifteen, or quarter to beer, there is also not a half past a beer or beer forty five. If it is not exactly beer thirty when someone asks you just say its getting close to beer thirty.

what time is it?

its almost beer thirty.

see also: beer:30

by nick May 9, 2005

woo-woo

Gullible people. People who believe any conspiracy theory with bad proof. Also used to refer to the religious, esp. Christian Apologists.

"What is that woo-woo talking about now!"

by Nick January 30, 2004

tig ol bitties

The spoonerization of the phrase big ol titties.

Man: Damn, she's carrying some tig ol bitties!

by Nick January 5, 2004

Hamp

one his culturally confused, and has a dire need to obtain FUBU gear.

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by Nick March 2, 2005

willnot

A small ball of fecal matter which WILL NOT (hence the name) seem to desire to leave the hair around your anal cavity.

My ass doesn't feel right... I must have a willnot or two.

by nick February 9, 2004

puenos

Nick's made up word for using in spanish class when he doesn't know what to say.

Mi puenos es muy grande

by Nick June 26, 2004

home body

(n. pl. -IES) With respect to social situations, one who prefers to stay at home rather than go out.

I invited Tom to go to the movies with us but he declined. He's more of a home body.

by Nick May 17, 2006