Definitions by NICk

legally retarded 

In the state of Maine one is legally retarded upon using LSD several times (i think it is 3 or 4).

Kevin: Hey man, I did LSD 3 times this week. What a trip...

John: I think you may be legally retarded in the state of Maine.

Nick: But your not retarded.

Kevine: Thanks man, thanks, that really means alot to me.

legally retarded by nick May 19, 2005

N.E.M.O. 

Non-Ejaculatory Mutiple Orgasms

Hey Captain N.E.M.O. how was that.

Super.

N.E.M.O. by nick May 16, 2005

the program 

The program is where you get to go when you catch somebody doing this if you are in a movie or on TV (and I mean television, not a guy with titties).

I thought the program was an education program, like a 4 year program from an accredited institution.

the program by nick May 15, 2005

dranken 

the past tense act of drinking.

i broke my old record for the most consecutive cups of coffee dranken.

dranken by Nick May 14, 2005

balldar 

Balldar is derived from the english word
"radar" and is the intangible sense that only men possess that serves as a locating device used to find destinations, attractive women, and other things that men need to survive.

"My wife wanted me to ask for directions, but I relied on my balldar and we got there on time."

"Balldar makes me stay away from areas scarce in ladies."

balldar by Nick May 13, 2005

napolean dynomite

the worst movie ever made. ever.

gosh, so many kids try to sound like flippin napolean dynamite that it ruined the movie for me.

napolean dynomite by nick May 13, 2005

long island iced tea 

the best recipe ever....

2 shots each clear tequila, clear rum, gin, and vodka. Mixed with 1 shot of CocaCola and 1 shot of orange juice

Did you club her on teh back of the head or something???

No i just gave her a couple Long Island Iced Teas

long island iced tea by nick May 13, 2005