NICK's definitions

Hinsonic

The fat mother fucker. That is probably really gay; but afraid to admit. 2 One that never has sex. 3 one who consumes alochol.

That Kid is Hinsonic.

by Nick March 5, 2005

Zeppo

One person in a group or gang that is either used, ignored, and/or stepped on quite frequently.

Came into common use with the Buffy the Vampire Slayer Season 3 Episode, "The Zeppo", in which it was highlighted that a particular member of a gang was simply the uncool one. This has various effects on how we use the word today.

The word "Zeppo" is also used in reference to a person in a group who simply doesn't fit, be it because of their lack of coolness or other negative attributes.

Mike was definitely the zeppo; you could tell that he didn't fit in simply by his clothes, attitude, and poise around the others.

by Nick March 27, 2005

penguin-a-licious

The act of being as cool and witty as a penguin.

She is so not penguin-a-licious. Look at her shoes!

by Nick April 21, 2005

867-5309

"Jenny"'s number from Jonny Twotone's song, "867-5309 Jenny". Most people have tried actualy calling this number in many area codes, but since this song is as old as the 70's, most likely no one uses this number. Almost as rare to find as the number from the movie "Bruce Allmighty" on the bleeper before it was changed to "555-1234"

Person 1: Hey, call 867-5309
Person 2: Dude, I've tried every area code, New York, Los Angeles, Chicago, none of them work.

by Nick November 30, 2004

biscuits

replacement for a curse

"you son of a biscut!!!"

by nick March 15, 2005

Meat Spanker

A person who enjoys Jacking Off

Rufus' pop is a dirty meat-spanker.

by Nick July 15, 2003

boxer

A migrant worker who boxes lettuce, tomatoes, and cabbage.

Jose, what do you do for work?

I'm a boxer. My whole family is professional boxer; whe box lettuce, tomatoes, cabbages.

by Nick November 17, 2003