N3poleon's definitions

Inflirtle

Someone who can't have kids solely because they suck at flirting.

Her mother was hoping for grandchildren someday, but Deborah knew that wasn't gonna happen because she was inflirtle.

by N3poleon December 25, 2018

Smelltrack

A nostalgic smell that reminds you of something.

the smell of dog shit was a smelltrack that reminded her of a time when she had a pupper in college.

by N3poleon January 15, 2019

tripmancer

Someone who is trippy to such an extent that they come off as borderline wizardly

Dude, that guys not just trippy, he's a tripmancer...

by N3poleon January 16, 2019

furry rampage

The act of inserting an object into ones vagina despite long knotted pubic hair covering the entrance. It is traditionally accompanied by an Amazonian war cry as pubes rip from skin.

Going on furry rampage is a very ineffective way to shave.

by N3poleon June 17, 2018

Hookah

A bostonian hooker

In bahston ya gatta wach out fah Wallert stealin hookahs kid!

by N3poleon June 30, 2018

Hakunazoboomafoomatata

An ancient curse that repels lemurs: No lemurs for the rest of your days

Jim: come to the zoo with us
N3poleon: i can't, they banned me for scaring the lemurs
Jim: how high were you?
N3poleon: pretty high, but that's not the point! I got cursed with Hakunazoboomafoomatata I swear!

by N3poleon July 6, 2018

Pwood

Fake wood that's made of plastic.

Ann thought it looked real from afar, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be pleather and pwood.

by N3poleon March 3, 2019