Inflirtle

Someone who can't have kids solely because they suck at flirting.

Her mother was hoping for grandchildren someday, but Deborah knew that wasn't gonna happen because she was inflirtle.

by N3poleon December 25, 2018

tripmancer

Someone who is trippy to such an extent that they come off as borderline wizardly

Dude, that guys not just trippy, he's a tripmancer...

by N3poleon January 16, 2019

Pwood

Fake wood that's made of plastic.

Ann thought it looked real from afar, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be pleather and pwood.

by N3poleon March 03, 2019

Hakunazoboomafoomatata

An ancient curse that repels lemurs: No lemurs for the rest of your days

Jim: come to the zoo with us
N3poleon: i can't, they banned me for scaring the lemurs
Jim: how high were you?
N3poleon: pretty high, but that's not the point! I got cursed with Hakunazoboomafoomatata I swear!

by N3poleon July 07, 2018

Sherpies

A type of STD similar to herpies that feels cold to the touch.

Sherpies originated from the Himalayas.

Fucking mountain climbers became more dangerous after a recent outbreak of sherpies.

by N3poleon March 29, 2020

furry rampage

The act of inserting an object into ones vagina despite long knotted pubic hair covering the entrance. It is traditionally accompanied by an Amazonian war cry as pubes rip from skin.

Going on furry rampage is a very ineffective way to shave.

by N3poleon June 18, 2018

Hypoclit

A person who acts overly sensitive or outraged about another person doing something that they also do themselves.

American Billy is a huge Hypoclit. He constantly bitches about illegal immigrants taking jobs from
"Hardworking Americans," but he pays an illegal immigrant to clean his septic tank.

by N3poleon October 06, 2022