N3poleon's definitions

Pwood

Fake wood that's made of plastic.

Ann thought it looked real from afar, but upon closer inspection it turned out to be pleather and pwood.

by N3poleon March 3, 2019

tripmancer

Someone who is trippy to such an extent that they come off as borderline wizardly

Dude, that guys not just trippy, he's a tripmancer...

by N3poleon January 16, 2019

furry rampage

The act of inserting an object into ones vagina despite long knotted pubic hair covering the entrance. It is traditionally accompanied by an Amazonian war cry as pubes rip from skin.

Going on furry rampage is a very ineffective way to shave.

by N3poleon June 17, 2018

Inflirtle

Someone who can't have kids solely because they suck at flirting.

Her mother was hoping for grandchildren someday, but Deborah knew that wasn't gonna happen because she was inflirtle.

by N3poleon December 25, 2018

Smelltrack

A nostalgic smell that reminds you of something.

the smell of dog shit was a smelltrack that reminded her of a time when she had a pupper in college.

by N3poleon January 15, 2019

Hypoclit

A person who acts overly sensitive or outraged about another person doing something that they also do themselves.

American Billy is a huge Hypoclit. He constantly bitches about illegal immigrants taking jobs from
"Hardworking Americans," but he pays an illegal immigrant to clean his septic tank.

by N3poleon October 6, 2022

Sherpies

A type of STD similar to herpies that feels cold to the touch.

Sherpies originated from the Himalayas.

Fucking mountain climbers became more dangerous after a recent outbreak of sherpies.

by N3poleon March 29, 2020