Mystikan's definitions
Intelligence agency term for "psychological operation". A government or corporate-sponsored operation, usually taking the form of a "terrorist attack" or "crazed gunman on a spree", with the intent of panicking the public into demanding more police and laws inhibiting freedom. Psyops are usually carried out by drugging a civilian or group of civilians with aggression-promoting drugs, psyching them up, arming them, and sending them out to commit mayhem. Government-sponsored terrorism. See also blackshirts, conspiracy
Person A: Man, that nutcase Martin Bryant guy shot 35 people in Tasmania!
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
Person B: No, he wasn't a nutcase, that was just a psyop so the government could have an excuse to ban guns.
by Mystikan April 26, 2006

The ability to perceive events occurring over a timelike, as opposed to a spacelike, interval. Manifests as a perception or comprehension of past or future events in the mind of the individual employing it. See psionics.
Clairvoyance can only be acheived when the individual has gained a full understanding of the principles of psionics.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

The ability to synchronise the informational processes within one's mind to those of another individual; or conversely, to sychronise the informational processes of another's mind to one's own. This manifests as a form of direct mind-to-mind communication, without any medium of transmission involving energy and matter. See psionics.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

n. System of filesharing popularized after the shutdown of Napster by greedy bigots who failed to realize that the Internet has finally leveled the playing field.
Thousands of P2P networks sprang up after Napster was shut down by the Righteous Indignant Assholes Association.
by Mystikan December 30, 2003

Fashion/Apparel company that used a contrived acronym (French Connection United Kingdom) to allow them to create a logo that looked like a common expletive at first glance. A typical example of the desperate and murky depths to which modern marketing vermin will sink to make a buck.
by Mystikan March 25, 2004

Mental condition in which person has an altered perception of reality, usually leading to antisocial or violent behaviour. (plural psychoses)
Examples of psychoses are: schizophrenia, multiple-personality disorder, Christ-complex and chronic paranoia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.
Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!
by Mystikan January 10, 2007
