Mystikan's definitions
Mental condition in which person has an altered perception of reality, usually leading to antisocial or violent behaviour. (plural psychoses)
Examples of psychoses are: schizophrenia, multiple-personality disorder, Christ-complex and chronic paranoia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

by Mystikan November 19, 2003

Fashion/Apparel company that used a contrived acronym (French Connection United Kingdom) to allow them to create a logo that looked like a common expletive at first glance. A typical example of the desperate and murky depths to which modern marketing vermin will sink to make a buck.
by Mystikan March 25, 2004

Condition in which person's perception of reality differs from that of most others. Commonly believed to be an illness; in some instances this may be the case, but in others it may be that the person exists in a transcendent state that has not yet been defined or detected by science.
I live two lives. One is as a Web developer and programmer on a planet called Earth. The other is as an intergalactic diplomat from the Ammethane system. Both are equally real to me. Neither has adversely affected my existence as a functional being in the opposed reality. But most of you who read this would say I suffer from schizophrenia.
by Mystikan July 2, 2004

1. Army Reservist; part time levy trained in basic Army procedures to be called up in times of war. 2. City boys who snaffle their mother's SUV to go poaching rabbits with their .22s until the farmer comes and blows their tyres with his pump-action 12-gauge.
1. All the regulars were in Iraq, so they called in the weekend warriors to handle the riots downtown last week.
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
2. Hah, I see the weekend warriors are out tearing up the paddocks again! Where's my damn shottie?
by Mystikan February 26, 2004

n. Former Australian greeting/address which no self-respecting Aussie has used for at least 40 years!
by Mystikan December 30, 2003

Distributed Denial-Of-Service: Form of electronic attack involving multiple computers, which send repeated HTTP requests or pings to a server to load it down and render it inaccessible for a period of time. Often used by freedom fighters on the Internet, usually attacking the systems of greedy corporations who want to sacrifice YOUR freedom for their profits.
Man, the RIAA got DDOSed again last Saturday! That's the third time this month! Maybe soon we'll have those kidraping fuckers off the 'net for good!
by Mystikan February 26, 2004
