When you're busting for a piss, and finally get to let it go, a pissgasm is the spine-tingling wash of relief that makes you go "Oooaaaaaaaahhhhhh!!!"
by Mystikan September 01, 2007
n. 1. The defining characteristic of human nature. 2. The desire to own or control more resources than others.
Greed is not merely "I want more". Greed is "I want more than everybody else". Thus the majority of people are forcibly kept poor because if everyone had a million dollars, a loaf of bread would cost a hundred grand.
by Mystikan January 15, 2004
n. 1. Extremist or radical advocate of female rights and privileges to the exclusion of those of males. 2. One who hates males. (cf. misandry, feminism.)
The respect formerly afforded to masculinity has been eroded by feminazi activism for at least 30 years.
by Mystikan November 19, 2003
The ability to translate and/or transform matter through time and space by altering the informational component of the quantum waves defining the mass in question. See psionics.
by Mystikan July 02, 2004
A catch-all racial slur used to refer to anyone not of one's own race or culture. Since it can be used equally by any race to refer to any other race, it's use cannot be censored or censured by political correctness nannies, because it does not promote hatred against any specific racial minority.
Barack Obama is a gink. Queen Elizabeth is a gink. The Dalai Lama is a gink. To you, I'm a gink. To me, you're a gink. So now we've said what we think of each other, let's just close this deal, yeah?
by Mystikan January 25, 2009
adj. In its entirety; any system, structure or organism considered as a whole composed of many parts. n. holistics; adv. holistically. (cf. gestalt)
by Mystikan November 19, 2003
A term recently awarded "The Most Outrageous Word" by the American Dialectical Society, referring to Angelina Jolie's adopted Cambodian son. The term suggests a cynical motive for celebrities adopting children from third-world nations, being more to promote their public image than from any genuine motive of saving starving children.
Hey, have you checked out AJ's latest Cambodian accessory? Those celebs are getting social engineering down to a fine art!
by Mystikan January 10, 2007