To carrie someone's car is to enact the four forms of damage described in Carrie Underwood's song "Before He Cheats": That I dug my key into the side of his pretty little souped up 4 wheel drive, carved my name into his leather seats... I took a Louisville slugger to both headlights, slashed a hole in all 4 tires...
by Mydaho May 20, 2007
by Mydaho June 25, 2021
Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!
by Mydaho December 30, 2007
It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.
by Mydaho May 20, 2007
Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.
by Mydaho August 05, 2008
It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.
C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.
by Mydaho September 19, 2009
That Billy Bo Bob is as red white and blue as they come. He's a red neck and totally white trash. And when he's workin, you better believe it'll be a blue collar job!
by Mydaho January 02, 2008