Mydaho's definitions

red white and blue

Someone who is red neck, white trash and blue collar.

That Billy Bo Bob is as red white and blue as they come. He's a red neck and totally white trash. And when he's workin, you better believe it'll be a blue collar job!

by Mydaho January 2, 2008

MySQL

The spouse who marries your ex-husband or ex-wife after you divorce. SQL is pronounced like sequel.

My kids are spending the weekend with my ex-wife and MySQL.

by Mydaho June 25, 2021

lawn mowning

The moaning and groaning you hear from someone who has to mow the lawn but doesn't want to.

Wife: Sweety, the yard is overgrown. It looks like a jungle. When are you going to cut the grass???
Husband: I'm too tired. The game is on. My back hurts. The grass is wet. It's getting dark. The lawn mower is out of gas.
Wife: Oh for crise sakes! Stop your lawn mowning and just get it done!

by Mydaho December 30, 2007

comport with the truth

A polite way of calling something complete bullshit.

Trump: I’m the best President evah! EV-AHHH!!

Journalist: Mr. President , sir ... that statement simply does not comport with the truth.

by Mydaho May 31, 2018

iPhinger

The painful condition that occurs from tapping your iPhone too much.

Dude 1: Dude! don't shake my hand, my finger is killing me thanks to my new iPhone.
Dude 2: Dude! sounds like a case of iPhinger to me.

by Mydaho August 5, 2008

quadra boob

It's what happens when a too small bra is used on a too big boob squeezing two perfectly round boobs into four smaller ones.

Honey, your bra is way too tight, but nice set of quadra boobs!

by Mydaho May 20, 2007

trans-lot trek

It's the trip you make in a parking lot when you car is on one side near to the store you just visited but the next store you want to visit is ALL THE WAY on the other side of the parking lot.

C'mon kids, we have to make a trans-lot trek. The Toys R Us is on the other side of the parking lot and mommy isn't up for walking that far.

by Mydaho September 19, 2009