Definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName

Gaming Laptop 

A very loud laptop that you shouldn't buy unless you for some reason want to play modern games at 60+ FPS on the go.

Want a gaming laptop? Hope you can tolerate extremely loud fan noise.

Gaming Laptop by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Peter Scully

That evil "person" who created Daisy's Destruction. Considered to be the worst pedophile. Think people like LionMaker and Mini Ladd were bad? Peter Scully makes them look like ordinary people.

Did you know: according to howmanyofme, there's 20 people in the US named Peter Scully. I wouldn't be surprised if that number is 0 now just cuz ONE person who happens to be named Peter Scully happens to be one of the most disgusting human beings to step on the planet. I'd blame my parents if my name happened to be Peter Scully.

Did you also know: PETER SCULLY IS STILL ALIVE (he's thankfully still in prison)

Peter Scully by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Mandarin 

A language spoken by most of China. It's hard as fuck to learn for lots of English speakers.

"Want to learn Mandarin as your second language? Yeah gl lol."

Mandarin by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Name definition

A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.

People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.

Name definition by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Word of the Day 

(noun) A fake "definition" that just so happens to be chosen to be the word of the day by pure chance. It's super rare to see a word that's actually used in that manner by a significant portion of the internet.

Word of the day Yesterday: eadicerolawyne
Word of the day Today: vansion
Word of the day last Tuesday: surfewed
Word of the day 4 weeks and 6 days ago: dowinducibled
Word of the day on Feburary 31st or smth: pulappli
Average word of the day: realneed
Least fake word of the day: capperloin

"The word of the day fucking sucks. Most of the time it's some random word that's only used in like 1 small fanbase (if we're being generous), assuming it's even used at all."

Word of the Day by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Misandrists

What some "feminists" actually are.

"People who hate on men aren't feminists. They're misandrists."

Misandrists by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

Bald Eagle by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022