MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions
A "definition" that "defines" a real life name (like James, Tyrone, Andrew, etc). Usually overly positive like "A VERY NICE PERSON WHO WILL ALWAYS HELP YOU NO MATTER WHAT", even though there's guaranteed to be at least one person named that who is a complete utter asshole. This type of shit is on both masculine, feminine, AND gender-neutral names. On super unique names that like 0.0001% of the world population has, they're not there, unless if someone with that name is a celebrity of some sorts.
People who make name definitions think they're cheering people up, but in reality, they're being an annoying fucker. If you don't want to have a name that has a fake urbandictionary definition, get a unique and rare name that is only used by at most 100 other people IN THE WORLD (assuming it's even used by ANYONE ELSE. Unless if you're a celebrity, there is almost NO way your name will have a fake name definition on it. If your name is smth like John or Mary, too bad.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Name definitionmug. Greg Heffley's older brother. Not the nicest person to Greg, I can't deny that.
Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.
Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
Considered by some people to be the most "normal" Heffley in the family.
Oh, and some people on this site seem to be simping for him.
"Rodrick Heffley is basically asking his dad to do his essay for him. There is no way Frank's actually going to-"
*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*
"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
*His dad types Rodrick's essay for him*
"Bruh I hate this family sometimes."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Rodrick Heffleymug. by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Mandarinmug. by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Get the The N Wordmug. An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
Get the American Politicsmug. The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.
"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary Editorsmug. An extremely unpopular organization that tries to force their beliefs on anyone, and will go to any length to try and do so. Basically an extremist organization. Ironically, they kill more animals than most people they accuse of animal abuse.
Apparently, they used to be an actually good organization that rightfully called out corporations for literal over-the-top animal abuse, but now they just fell off.
Apparently, they used to be an actually good organization that rightfully called out corporations for literal over-the-top animal abuse, but now they just fell off.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
Get the PETAmug.