MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

AAM

Sigh, I don't know why I never thought that any minors would even accept MAPs and be attracted to them, but...

AAM stands for Adult Attracted Minor. When I saw this in a minor's bio for the first time, I was way more surprised than I should've been.

"For some reason, seeing AAM in a minor's bio disturbs me even more than seeing MAP in an adult's bio. I thought there would be no minor on Twitter who would actively try and sexually please these disgusting pedophiles, but I was VERY wrong."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Ursus

A popular beer brand in Romania. Also part of the scientific names for Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears.

"Wow. I really like Ursus beer. I wonder why it's memed so much..."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

asbestos

A substance that you really shouldn't breathe in if you don't want lung damage.

Bad News: We're secretly breathing in very low levels of asbestos every day

"United States PLEASE for fucks sake ban asbestos"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

Walter

A Germanic name that apparently means "commander of the army". Usually used for boys.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Walter White".

Pronounced as "Waltuh" by Mike Ehrmantraut (at least in a meme where he's the "kid named finger")

"Yo the new kid is cool. What's his name?"

"Walter"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Jesse

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".

"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Gay Thoughts

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

finger

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)

"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022