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James

"James bought 893249823489234775889432050892347509875843792934875023 planets in some random ass math problem and his sister Carol wants 237432847912838488329 of the planets. How many planets does James have left?"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
mugGet the Jamesmug.

Karma Houdini

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
mugGet the Karma Houdinimug.

silicosis

A lung disease that's caused by inhaling large amounts of crystalline silica dust.

Somehow the first thing you get when you search up silicosis on this website is "vaginal silicosis", like WTF?
I diagnose you with silicosis.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
mugGet the silicosismug.

Jesse

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".
"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022
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Quandale Dingle

Some random person on the Pennsauken Football Team whose name totally doesn't have any correlation to any meme at all.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
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Twitch

A streaming platform that would rather kill everyone that has a Y chromosome than permanently ban a female streamer who streams herself committing multiple felonies.
Cute girl: Grooms every minor on Earth, ruins an entire generation, runs a Satanic cult, commits genocide on-stream, abuses every animal that gets in her preferable vision, takes over most of the world and becomes a threat to the rest of humanity, etc.

Twitch: I don't see anything wrong here and I will do anything to not ban this girl

Random Male streamer: Breathes a very particular way no one else knows that Twitch somehow hates

Twitch: Permanently IP and Hardware Banned for absolutely no good or even slightly justifiable reason
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
mugGet the Twitchmug.

Homework

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
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