MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
Get the hydrochloric acidmug. Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
Get the Bone Marrowmug. Some dude who went to go to Asia another way, but ended up in America.
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
He's treated as a hero in America, and he even has a holiday named after him (that's very controversial), but he has done some HORRIBLE shit. I'm talking about genocide, torture, rape, grand theft, and destroying (or almost destroying) an entire culture. Don't come at me with "well at least he didn't pour milk before cereal".
"My god Christopher Colombus has escaped from so much karma. He avoided so much karma to the point where despite all of the bad things he has done, the USA still sees him as some hero. This is just straight up blood boiling. More blood boiling than the fact that Junko Furuta's torturers are walking free and alive to this day."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Christopher Colombusmug. 1) Another word for urine, which is a waste liquid stored in the bladder and excreted out of the urethra (n)
2) A peeing session (n)
3) To pee (v)
4) To anger or annoy (v)
5) Something used to emphasize another adjective (adv)
2) A peeing session (n)
3) To pee (v)
4) To anger or annoy (v)
5) Something used to emphasize another adjective (adv)
1) Time to test my own piss for drugs
2) If you don't take a piss for an extended period of time, your bladder might explode
3) Time to piss
4) This rigged game is pissing me off
5) A game that is extremely difficult when you don't spend any money, but piss easy when you spend $200 on OP benefits locked behind paywalls is a pay2win game
2) If you don't take a piss for an extended period of time, your bladder might explode
3) Time to piss
4) This rigged game is pissing me off
5) A game that is extremely difficult when you don't spend any money, but piss easy when you spend $200 on OP benefits locked behind paywalls is a pay2win game
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 20, 2022
Get the Pissmug. An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022
Get the American Politicsmug. The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.
"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
Get the Urban Dictionary Editorsmug. Intel creates the i69420 814395897487954325975342854235998342895H, the first CPU to run 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts. AMD responsds with the Ryzen 69420 985784328957898734759832485982345349589345899843598324895879198342893, with another whopping 527 megashits per 49 gigafarts, making the competition tighter.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 2, 2022
Get the AMDmug.