MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Ursus

A popular beer brand in Romania. Also part of the scientific names for Polar Bears and Grizzly Bears.

"Wow. I really like Ursus beer. I wonder why it's memed so much..."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022

cutforkookie

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.

Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 20, 2022

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

AAM

Sigh, I don't know why I never thought that any minors would even accept MAPs and be attracted to them, but...

AAM stands for Adult Attracted Minor. When I saw this in a minor's bio for the first time, I was way more surprised than I should've been.

"For some reason, seeing AAM in a minor's bio disturbs me even more than seeing MAP in an adult's bio. I thought there would be no minor on Twitter who would actively try and sexually please these disgusting pedophiles, but I was VERY wrong."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Dreamsexual

This word can mean two things:

1) Someone who only feels sexual attraction in dreams but rarely/doesn't feel any sexual attraction outside of dreams

2) Someone who is sexually attracted towards the YouTuber "Dream"

Examples of usage:

Definition 1:

A: "I'm coming out as dreamsexual."

B: "I hope you mean that you feel sexual attraction in your dreams but not in reality."

A: "Yeah, that's what I mean."

B: "You should probably call yourself Yumesexual or smth since Dream stans made a sexuality out of Dream and called it 'Dreamsexual'. Don't want you being attacked because of using the wrong word."

A: "Thanks for telling me."

Definition 2:

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "I'm dreamsexual"

Normal Person: "Judging by your username, you're sexually attracted to Dream."

XxFxckMeDaddyDreamxX: "That's right."

Normal Person: "GET TF OUT OF MY LINE OF SIGHT"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 19, 2022