Definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName

silicosis 

A lung disease that's caused by inhaling large amounts of crystalline silica dust.

Somehow the first thing you get when you search up silicosis on this website is "vaginal silicosis", like WTF?

I diagnose you with silicosis.

silicosis by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Switzerland

Well-known for its chocolate, mountains, and neutrality.

Switzerland is going to become the Kowloon Walled City when WWIII breaks out. I'm calling it.

Switzerland by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

finger 

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)

"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."

finger by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Gay Thoughts 

Thoughts a man has about being romantically/sexually attracted to another man. It's also something Gustavo Fring asks you if you have had any in one particular meme.

Gus: "You guys ever had gay thoughts?"

Gay Thoughts by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Jesse 

A name of English and Dutch origin that apparently means something like "gift". USUALLY used as a boys' name.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Jesse Pinkman".

"Jesse is the manager of this particular Walmart location."

Jesse by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Walter 

A Germanic name that apparently means "commander of the army". Usually used for boys.

Also known as the first name of the Breaking Bad character "Walter White".

Pronounced as "Waltuh" by Mike Ehrmantraut (at least in a meme where he's the "kid named finger")

"Yo the new kid is cool. What's his name?"

"Walter"

Walter by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

asbestos 

A substance that you really shouldn't breathe in if you don't want lung damage.

Bad News: We're secretly breathing in very low levels of asbestos every day

"United States PLEASE for fucks sake ban asbestos"

asbestos by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 8, 2022