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A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.
If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.
If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.
Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"
Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."
Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."
Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."
Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 20, 2022
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"I found out that there's a real life restaurant named Los Pollos Hermanos."
"No way. We should go check it out. I sure hope there's no drugs in the food there."
"No way. We should go check it out. I sure hope there's no drugs in the food there."
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I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
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"Adolf"
What a very nice name. I hope it doesn't get ruined by some Austrian dude who got rejected from art school.
What a very nice name. I hope it doesn't get ruined by some Austrian dude who got rejected from art school.
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It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
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"If you play a game of hide and seek with Osama bin Laden, the game will last like a million years."
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