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The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.
It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".
"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Homework mug.A name that apparently means "noble" and "wolf". Most people you'll see with this name were born before WWII started, because the name is rarely used anymore thanks to Adolf Hitler (that painter with a mustache).
"Adolf"
What a very nice name. I hope it doesn't get ruined by some Austrian dude who got rejected from art school.
What a very nice name. I hope it doesn't get ruined by some Austrian dude who got rejected from art school.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Get the Adolf mug.(noun) A fake "definition" that just so happens to be chosen to be the word of the day by pure chance. It's super rare to see a word that's actually used in that manner by a significant portion of the internet.
Word of the day Yesterday: eadicerolawyne
Word of the day Today: vansion
Word of the day last Tuesday: surfewed
Word of the day 4 weeks and 6 days ago: dowinducibled
Word of the day on Feburary 31st or smth: pulappli
Average word of the day: realneed
Least fake word of the day: capperloin
"The word of the day fucking sucks. Most of the time it's some random word that's only used in like 1 small fanbase (if we're being generous), assuming it's even used at all."
Word of the day Today: vansion
Word of the day last Tuesday: surfewed
Word of the day 4 weeks and 6 days ago: dowinducibled
Word of the day on Feburary 31st or smth: pulappli
Average word of the day: realneed
Least fake word of the day: capperloin
"The word of the day fucking sucks. Most of the time it's some random word that's only used in like 1 small fanbase (if we're being generous), assuming it's even used at all."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022
Get the Word of the Day mug.A term defined on Urban Dictionary that has NEVER been used in that way before. It's not rare to see them as the word of the day, unfortunately. Sometimes, they appear as the first thing you see when you look up a term that has an actual meaning that ISN'T whatever the fake definition says, and sometimes, the specific fake definition has many other people defining the same fake definition.
Examples:
1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)
2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)
3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Examples:
1) Sexual "definitions" that "defines" something that is neither inherently sexual nor used in any sort of sexual term (ex: one of the definitions for downloading)
2) "Definitions" for common real life names (ex: Susan)
3) Inside jokes between like 1 or 2 small friend groups
Jack: Yo Brain let's search up our names on UrbDic to see what kind of fake definitions no-lifes there put as the "definitons" for our names.
Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name
Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
Brain: Apparently, they put "a cool and chill introvert" under my name
Jack: Cool. I got "a fuckboy who made so many girls (and boys) lose their virginity".
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022
Get the Fake Definition mug.If I was Adolf Hitler Uunona and I recently learned about the Holocaust and other Nazi war crimes, I'd try and change my name ASAP.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 21, 2022
Get the Adolf Hitler Uunona mug.Manfred Albrecht von Richthofen. A german pilot who has 80 confirmed kills.
Quick note: It has NOTHING to do with sex or a girl's period. People are really perverted here.
Quick note: It has NOTHING to do with sex or a girl's period. People are really perverted here.
"Stupid perverts really gave the nickname of the german pilot with 80 kills sexual meanings. Almost all of the definitions for 'red baron' on urbdic included some form of sex or a girl's period."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022
Get the Red Baron mug.A term that was supposed to mean something good (being aware to social injustice and discrimination), but now it has turned into an insult that means "overly sensitive" or "pretending to be woke". Mostly used against the actual pseudo-woke, but sometimes used against ordinary people who have enough ACTUAL wokeness to call out the insult user's blatant racism/sexist/etc.
It practically got ruined by the pseudo-wokeness seen in Twitter warriors and "progressive" companies.
Having enough wokeness to recognize actual bigotry is a good thing, but please don't be a Twitter warrior.
It practically got ruined by the pseudo-wokeness seen in Twitter warriors and "progressive" companies.
Having enough wokeness to recognize actual bigotry is a good thing, but please don't be a Twitter warrior.
Little sibling who just learned the word "woke": Hey I am proud to be woke
Older sibling: You shouldn't call yourself woke in public or online. That word has turned into an insult used against those pretending to be woke, like in being overly sensitive to the smallest details that are somehow "racist" or "sexist" by some warped logic or by straight-up discriminating against white people and men as an attempt to "counter" discrimination against people of color and women. Long story short they'll think you're oversensitive or even a hypocritical bigot.
Little sibling who now knows why the term "woke" has a stained reputation: Ok thanks for reminding me about this.
Older sibling: You shouldn't call yourself woke in public or online. That word has turned into an insult used against those pretending to be woke, like in being overly sensitive to the smallest details that are somehow "racist" or "sexist" by some warped logic or by straight-up discriminating against white people and men as an attempt to "counter" discrimination against people of color and women. Long story short they'll think you're oversensitive or even a hypocritical bigot.
Little sibling who now knows why the term "woke" has a stained reputation: Ok thanks for reminding me about this.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName April 16, 2023
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