Twitch

A streaming platform that would rather kill everyone that has a Y chromosome than permanently ban a female streamer who streams herself committing multiple felonies.
Cute girl: Grooms every minor on Earth, ruins an entire generation, runs a Satanic cult, commits genocide on-stream, abuses every animal that gets in her preferable vision, takes over most of the world and becomes a threat to the rest of humanity, etc.

Twitch: I don't see anything wrong here and I will do anything to not ban this girl

Random Male streamer: Breathes a very particular way no one else knows that Twitch somehow hates

Twitch: Permanently IP and Hardware Banned for absolutely no good or even slightly justifiable reason
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
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Detroit

The place where you apparently can't have shit in.

It's a city in Michigan notorious for its high crime statistics.
"Detroit looks cool. I hope they don't steal my front porch.d"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 07, 2022
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Perverts

People with abnormal sexual behavior

AKA, lots of people on UrbanDictionary

and teenagers (as stereotyped on the internet)
"These perverts here can't keep their stupid kinks and fetishes to themselves. They always express it by writing down fake sexual definitions on non-sexual terms that no one is going to use in that manner. I really don't know why these 'definitions' aren't taken down yet."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022
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school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).
"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 06, 2022
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Red Baron

Manfred Albrecht von Richthofen. A german pilot who has 80 confirmed kills.

Quick note: It has NOTHING to do with sex or a girl's period. People are really perverted here.
"Stupid perverts really gave the nickname of the german pilot with 80 kills sexual meanings. Almost all of the definitions for 'red baron' on urbdic included some form of sex or a girl's period."
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cutforkookie

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.
Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."
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horse shit

1) Lies

2) Literal horse feces

Synonym of bullshit
1)

YouTube: "We removed the dislike counter to protect small creators"

The astronomical amount of horse shit that thomas has seen here has thrown him into a blind rage

2)

"Horses shit horse shit no shit sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
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