MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

Zoophile

Someone attracted to animals.

"Zoophiles who didn't offend should seek help, assuming they won't risk arrest despite not offending yet, but those who did should go to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

cutforkookie

A weird and disturbing-ass trend where BTS fans LITERALLY cut their own skin with a razor blade just because they thought Jungkook was dating.

If you're really sensitive to blood and gore, I highly recommend you avoid looking it up.

Jon the intellectual: "What the hell are BTS stans doing? WHY ARE THEY CUTTING THEIR OWN SKIN???"

Grant the other intellectual: "They thought that Jungkook was dating. They wanted him to stay single so badly, they're harming themselves for this man to stop dating. You can find more of this low-life behavior if you search up #cutforkookie on twitter."

Jon the intellectual: "I thought MAPpride and ZOOpride were the lowest Twitter could go. This... is insanity at its finest."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 20, 2022

AAM

Sigh, I don't know why I never thought that any minors would even accept MAPs and be attracted to them, but...

AAM stands for Adult Attracted Minor. When I saw this in a minor's bio for the first time, I was way more surprised than I should've been.

"For some reason, seeing AAM in a minor's bio disturbs me even more than seeing MAP in an adult's bio. I thought there would be no minor on Twitter who would actively try and sexually please these disgusting pedophiles, but I was VERY wrong."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

school lunches

Count yourself lucky if school lunches in your school is actually edible (if you're in the USA).

"Huh. So many people complaining about school lunches here. Am I THIS ungodly lucky to the point that I get a school that serves actually edible lunches that isn't just raw fruit or raw vegetables? I couldn't imagine if my school lunches were worse than prison food."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

finger

The thingys on my hand that I have 10 of (in total). They're also useful for typing, as I probably wouldn't be typing this definition without them.

I've also occasionally seen this term used in a sexual manner (especially in a joke involving an exposed pedophile who goes by GuitarHeroStyles)

"I love fingers. I can use them to write shit, type shit, play video games, and do my stupid homework."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022

Fandom

A group of people who are fans of something

or at this point, another word for a literal cult.

"I fucking hate the Undertale, FNF, FNAF, Dream SMP, MHA, and K-POP fandoms."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

Bald Eagle

The national bird of the USA. Nothing else.

"Joker, a bald eagle isn't a women with no hair on her crotch. UrbanDictionary is just filled with perverts, and they flooded this term with sexual definitions."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 9, 2022