MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName's definitions

Homework

The thing schools love to give us to prevent us from having any more than 1 planck time of free time at home not spent on stuff that's actually fun.

It also used to be a form of punishment, but they decided to say "let's fuck the students and force them into a constant 4 hour of sleep therefore shortening their lifespan to 30 years but paahhhh they'll be long done by the time they're dead so".

"Istg I should be glad I'm not in Minecraft because I'd be killed by Phantoms by the time I finish 10% of my homework. Thanks school very cool."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Zoophile

Someone attracted to animals.

"Zoophiles who didn't offend should seek help, assuming they won't risk arrest despite not offending yet, but those who did should go to a maximum security prison."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 6, 2022

Urban Dictionary Editors

The people that reject and approve definitions. Criticized for allowing unfunny sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that no one uses in that manner and "definitions" for real-life names.

"Bruh Urban Dictionary Editors aren't even following any sort of guidelines. They accept fake definitions that are either overly sexual for no reason or praise anyone with a certain real-life name that the editor and/or author probably have."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 19, 2022

American Politics

An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.

"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Mandarin

A language spoken by most of China. It's hard as fuck to learn for lots of English speakers.

"Want to learn Mandarin as your second language? Yeah gl lol."

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 12, 2022

The N Word

Do not say it (unless if you have a real certified n word pass)

The N Word is Niger (the name of an actual country. I'm not kidding) with 2 gs. Don't say it.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

urbandictionary

The perfect place to find perverts putting sexual definitions on non-sexual terms.

Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022