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Definitions by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName

A name of Hebrew origin that means something like "rest" or "peace".

In the Bible, someone named Noah built an Ark and threw every living thing on there before the Earth was flooded.
Noah by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
A name that's derived from an Old Swedish name that meant "great royal staff" or smth.

Also known as the first name of Breaking Bad character "Gustavo Fring".
"My name is Gustavo, but you can call me Gus"
Gustavo by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

man of culture 

A term that weaboos love to call themselves (even if they're anything but a man of culture).
Some creep: *jerks off to loli*

Your average joe: Well... this person... can definitely use therapy.

"Men of culture" (porn addicted weaboos that moderates 72 Discord servers, 914 Subreddits, and tried to groom 82013 underaged girls): AhH, i SeE yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aS wElL
Something people who "define" real-life names and/or slap sexual "definitions" on non-sexual terms that aren't at all used in a sexual manner need to touch.
"I defined cake as (insert weird ass fetish involving female genitalia and orgasms) and I put a definition for 'Freddy', 'Anna', 'Claire', 'Noah', (insert a thousand more names here) and even went the extra mile to put '(real definition)' in front of all of these terms cuz they are very super (not) real definitions."

"Bruh delete all these fake definitions and touch grass. I'd be shocked if you lose your virginity without committing rape."
Grass by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022

log by bulb 

The thing that's supposed to get changed by joe many liberals
Day 9329472389474328482384729354895 of waiting for joe many liberals to change a log by bulb:
The type of people that are wayyyyyyy too common on the internet (especially with men). They make pretty privilege wayyyyyyyyy more prominent on the internet than in real life. Don't believe me? See Pokimane, Belle Delphine, Dream, GeorgeNotFound, Charlie D'Amelio, and Ssoyoung (which IMO is the worst case of pretty privilege, since she has literally tortured and ate animals ALIVE, yet some simps are still defending her).
I swear Twitch is only hiring the simpiest and most submissive simps in the world as moderators. A girl having sex on stream only gives them a 7-Day-Ban for an offense that's at least 30-Day-Ban worthy, but a male streamer got Permabanned for a more minor offense that he apologized for.
Simp by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022

Karma Houdini 

The type of horrible and disgusting "human beings" that are wayyy too common in this world.

Basically "humans" who have committed horrible and vile acts and got away with it.
"Bruh this person committed multiple war crimes and they didn't even get a single second inside the confines of any sort of jail or prison. Hearing about Karma Houdinis is straight-up infuriating."