by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 02, 2022
The main character of Diary of a Wimpy Kid.
Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
Considered to basically be a sociopath by some people, but one thing's for certain: He's a massive simp
"Greg Heffley's determination to get girls is unrealistically high. I'd just give up at this point."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 06, 2022
Rational human being: Just because men statistically commit more criminal acts doesn't mean that every man is a notorious criminal that deserves to rot in prison, nor does it mean that women have a 0% chance to commit any crimes. Also, if we killed all the men in the world and any baby that comes out as male from this point, humans will eventually go extinct because we wouldn't be able to reproduce, and we would eventually run out of sperm to use for reproduction if people resorted to semen banks to make new babies. (Gets 1.7K Likes)
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
Twitter "feminist": NO BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW BONE MARROW WE DON'T NEED MEN WE CAN REPRODUCE WITH BONE MARROW (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational human being: Bone marrow babies aren't going to live long enough to be able to continue humanity in a scenario where being male was punished by death. Plus they look creepy, and humanity has much better things to use up Earth's resources on than try and make bone marrow babies live long enough and be able to reproduce. (Gets 1K likes)
Twitter "feminist": L + REPORTED + RATIO + KYS (Gets like 3 likes from herself and her 2 alts)
Rational Human Being: So we're really going to go down that path... Guess it had to be this way. Counter ratio + Reported (Gets 1K Likes)
*Twitter "feminist" gets suspended for 30 Days*
Rational Human Being: Rare Twitter W
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 13, 2022
"A 14-year-old is 14 years old no shit Sherlock"
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName August 31, 2022
An inescapable pit of hell filled to the very brim with propaganda from two parties that are somehow more different from each other than polar opposites. During the Presidential Elections, this is where shit gets the worst for obvious reasons.
"American Politics suck ass. No words I throw at it can describe how shitty it is. I'm moving somewhere else. I don't want to see 'VoTe FoR dOnLd TrOp/Jo BdEn Or Go To HeLl' ads that I can't block when trying to enjoy some chill gaming content on YouTube. As long as you're on an American IP address, it's PHYSICALLY IMPOSSIBLE to get a break."
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 07, 2022
Some creep: *jerks off to loli*
Your average joe: Well... this person... can definitely use therapy.
"Men of culture" (porn addicted weaboos that moderates 72 Discord servers, 914 Subreddits, and tried to groom 82013 underaged girls): AhH, i SeE yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aS wElL
Your average joe: Well... this person... can definitely use therapy.
"Men of culture" (porn addicted weaboos that moderates 72 Discord servers, 914 Subreddits, and tried to groom 82013 underaged girls): AhH, i SeE yOu'Re A mAn Of CuLtUrE aS wElL
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 14, 2022
Searched up "red baron" on urbandictionary, and I got weird shit related to sex and girls' periods. I hate this place.
by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName May 18, 2022