Definitions by Murphy

murphy's law 

That every thing Murphy says is true and should be followed. Except for the things that aren't funny, which are.... alot.

"Murphy I am I fat?" to which murphy replies. "No you are not, don't be stupid"

murphy's law by Murphy September 10, 2003

Merf 

Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!

"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"

Merf by Murphy September 10, 2003

Robocop 

One of the best movies of the 1980s.

And Robocop kicked the shit out of ED-209, Cain, and the Ninja Robot.

Robocop by Murphy July 10, 2003