Murphy's definitions

haberdasher

One who engages in haberdashing.

Look at that haberdasher haberdash.

by Murphy February 14, 2005

jessey

When you light your dick on fire during sexual intercourse.

"A jessey was the cause of this mattress fire"

by Murphy June 18, 2006

Merf

Only the true degenerete with a depreaved mind could elicit such a word. It has no meaning and at a simple utterance can drive a sane man Mad!

"Merf" - to which others in the room reply "OH GOD IT BURNS!!!"

by Murphy September 10, 2003