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Duct Tape

1. It holds the universe together.
"Duct tape holds all things together."
by murph November 4, 2003
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blocka

Nonsense word used when mimicking someone of a different, non-English speaking nationality, usually Arabs.
''I asked the cab driver for my change and he gave me an odd look and was all ''Blocka blocka blocka''.
by murph May 13, 2005
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scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.
Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!
by Murph March 18, 2004
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Alex Rodriguez

1. (v) To slap

2. (n) a purple cocksmoker; proven true by the color of his lips

3. (n) an overpaid baseball player brought to New York to win a World Series; look how that turned out
1. What a pansy Alex Rodriguez is, did you just see him SLAP another man...

2. Dude, what's up with A-Rod's lips.... Jeters dick must be purple

3. Get over yourself, you suck
by Murph April 18, 2005
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Cream of Meat

She licked up all of my cream of meat...
by Murph July 1, 2006
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Maguero

A person that is super cool and has a huge dick
I'm a maguero
by MURPH November 16, 2014
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manbag

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."
by Murph February 19, 2004
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