Murph's definitions

barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

chuting

The act of connecting a hollow cylinder between two individuals' anuses, whereupon one of the two parties defecates. The resultant excrement is then slid variously between and into the anuses of both parties through alterations in the elevation of the tube.

"Bob and I went out chuting last weekend--never have I felt so alive!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

manbag

n. Testicles

"Oh man, I gotta go empty my manbag."

by Murph February 19, 2004

sow's ear

n. Vagina

"Ol' Bobby made a silk purse outta me sow's ear!"

by Murph February 19, 2004

silk purse

n. The vaginal area as a result of seminal fluid having been deposited, upon sex.

"Made a silk purse out of m'lady's sow's ear the other day."

-Bobby

by Murph February 19, 2004

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

by Murph February 19, 2004

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

by Murph February 21, 2004