Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

trum-pum-pum

(Russian) A way of verbalising a song, especially if you don't know its lyrics or melody or both, especially when you have an enormous desire to sing because of your cheerest mood.

Trum-pum-pum!They say our wages are gonna considerably grow next month after elections.

by Murdoc Kylburne December 12, 2016

@long-far-king-last

An SMS-way of saying "At long fucking last!"

Metallica @ Twitter: We have just released our new album, guys!
A fan: @long-far-king-last! Not long before the second comin', for Christ's sake!

by Murdoc Kylburne December 13, 2016

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

PR-ace

1. Ace in public relations, like Edward Bernays himself, 100% pro, level 9999999, god of PR.
2. Faggot. Not gay. Not homosexual. Faggot. A very bad person.

- Do you know who Edward Bernays was?
- Yeah, he was a real PR-ace.
- True!

by Murdoc Kylburne May 4, 2019

artistocracy

A new form of modern aristocracy. Instead of owning lands with peasants on them, they make their fortunes by their astronomic fees for starring in A-class Hollywood movies. Like old-time aristocrats, modern-time artistocrats love to live in luxury and make it obvious so that other people got jealous.

Keanu Reeves is not a typical member of artistocracy, coz he was seen communicating with simple mortal people which is totally inadmissible.

by Murdoc Kylburne October 27, 2018

Cocksuckervirus

A very contagious and dangerous type of virus capable of killing people who like sucking cocks.

All cocksuckers should be careful about this Cocksuckervirus. It's reported to be lethal. And it's spreading the world.

by Murdoc Kylburne August 17, 2017

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019