Murdoc Kylburne's definitions

trum-pum-pum

(Russian) A way of verbalising a song, especially if you don't know its lyrics or melody or both, especially when you have an enormous desire to sing because of your cheerest mood.

Trum-pum-pum!They say our wages are gonna considerably grow next month after elections.

by Murdoc Kylburne December 12, 2016

Whorida

1. a whore from Florida
2. another way of calling Florida state (apparently, full of whores)
3. a horrid-looking whore from Florida

1. Look at that slut! Judging by her clothing she's from Florida. So we can call her Whorida:)
2. I feel so horny, so I navigate my megayacht to Whorida to get drunk & laid!
3. The girl from Florida I befriended in Facebook yesterday turned out to be such a whorida!!!

by Murdoc Kylburne September 2, 2012

ZBS

(Pseudo) Abbreviation, coined in RuNet, derived from the Russian word "zeyebis", which broadly means "really fucking good".

- Do you like my new haircut?
- ZBS
- ?
- Really fucking good!!!

by Murdoc Kylburne January 27, 2020

Cocksucka virus

The virus that makes the one who has contracted it irresistibly want sucking someone else's dick.

Do not go to Turkey. At least now when Cocksucka virus is on the loose there. And avoid swimming in the Agayen sea too.

by Murdoc Kylburne January 18, 2018

DonBass

The former South-West Ukrainian territory. Pain in the ass of the Ukrainian Nazi regime after their successful coup d'etat in Kiev in 2014. Rhymes with "dumbass".

- Do you support the Kievan regime?
- Nah, I hate Nazis of all sorts.
- Go to hell, go to DonBass, you dumbass!
- Go fuck yourself, Nazi bastard!

by Murdoc Kylburne March 3, 2022

First batch

1. Alfa-female, bitch in charge.

2. One of those who came there first.

1. Girls, listen to me carefully, I'm the first batch here.
2. Hey, newby, don't ask silly questions. Look how I do it. I'm the first batch in this company.

by Murdoc Kylburne July 3, 2019

Blog job

Also a blogh job. A type of bullshit job - a pseudo business - that takes all of a person's time without any profit.

- Hey, John, what have you been doin' with yourself lately?
- Been doin' my blog job.
- Have you blown enough to rent a room and move away from your mama?
- Nah, a blog job is not that much paid as a blowjob...

by Murdoc Kylburne February 13, 2019