twat

1.A vagina
2.A cretinous person
3.To strike someone(this definition is almost certainly of Northern English origin)
"Go on TWAT 'im,TWAT the cunt.
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lowdown

American in origin.Can mean COOL or be an expression of approval.
Alternativley an expression of contempt.
"Cool man that jazz sounds LOWDOWN."
Or negative.
"You lowdown cotton pickin'son of a bitch."
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
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Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.
Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.
by Mugwump November 10, 2004
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