Mugwump's definitions

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

old boiler

A tarty woman past her prime.

Pat butcher from eastenders,

by Mugwump April 19, 2006

shagwagon

A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.

"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

lowdown

American in origin.Can mean COOL or be an expression of approval.
Alternativley an expression of contempt.

"Cool man that jazz sounds LOWDOWN."
Or negative.
"You lowdown cotton pickin'son of a bitch."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.

"Sound system make pure merther tonight."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004