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Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.
Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.
by Mugwump November 10, 2004
mugGet the Chocolate starfishmug.

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.
Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.
by mugwump November 16, 2004
mugGet the smoothiemug.

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.
There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt
by mugwump November 16, 2004
mugGet the latentmug.

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.
"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
mugGet the dogassmug.

merther

West Indian.Denotes the sensations produced by smoking marijuana while listening to dub reggae.The merging and distortion of sense impressions that occurs during cannibonoid trance.
"Sound system make pure merther tonight."
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
mugGet the merthermug.

pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.
"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......
by Mugwump November 11, 2004
mugGet the pork bayonetmug.

ginger minge

A woman with the most unfortunate condition of possessing ginger pubic hair.
"I ain't goin'down on her she's a GINGERMINGE."
by mugwump November 13, 2004
mugGet the ginger mingemug.

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