31 definitions by Mugwump

rapo

A Rapist pure and simple

So he was moved uo onto tier 18 with all the other RAPOS

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

cuba libra

An alchoholic beverage consisting of Rum and Coke with half a lime in it.

"Man my head is minging today,I'd better have a CUBA LIBRA to sort it out.

by Mugwump November 13, 2004

mingebinge

A sex session,quite likely involving cunnilingus.A BINGE ON THE MINGE.

"I had a good MINGEBINGE last night,but feels like I've been licking sandpaper."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

fudgenudger

A derogatory term used to describe those who participate in anal sex.

"I ain't going in that pub,it's full of fudgenudgers."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by Mugwump November 14, 2004

pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

by Mugwump November 14, 2004