Mugwump's definitions

stool basher

Anal sex indulger,same as a buttfucker,
Stool poker,rectum riddler,chutney ferreter,hershey highwayman.

ERR he's a STOOL BASHER.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

gobby

The same as MOUTHY.When someone talks too much,too loudly, or uses boastful or slanderous talk then they are GOBBY or GOBBING OFF.

"That GOBBY cunt,I told him to stop GOBBING OFF about me but in the end I had to twat him.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

yogurt

A hippie.In particular,one of the type who is concerned with health and green issues,a cosmic type.

"Don't go to totnes it's full of yogurts."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

smoothie

A casual dresser,someone who wears casual clothes.Was in use more in the 70s 80s.
They drove ford cortinas or capris,and lived a straight life.

Look at that tosser kevin,he's such a smoothie.

by mugwump November 16, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 10, 2004

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004