latent

LATENT is the same as closet queen.
A repressed homosexual,someone who is
secretly gay but pretends to be straight.
They may have sex with women but prefer to fuck the arse.

There once was a fellow called hunt,
who liked doing girls back to front,
it was blatently clear
hs was latently queer
cause went up the arse not the cunt

by mugwump November 16, 2004

pork bayonet

The penis,PORK BAYONETTER is often used to desbribe homosexuals.

"So I shoved me old pork bayonet up and......

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

poncing

1.Slang for begging.
2.Going around giving oneself heirs,as though one amounts to something,ie:PONCING about
3.A fellow acting in an effeminate manner,the same as MINCING.

1."I was skint so I had to go PONCING up money for some booze."
2."Look at that tosser poncing around in his ford capri".
3."What a poncing gaylord."

by mugwump November 14, 2004

ginger minge

A woman with the most unfortunate condition of possessing ginger pubic hair.

"I ain't goin'down on her she's a GINGERMINGE."

by mugwump November 14, 2004

fragged

Obliterated.Either physically or mentally.
Neurologically challenged due to over use of chemical stimulants or hallucinogenic drugs.

Too much acid,speed E,etc,and your head will be FRAGGED.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Chocolate starfish

The imprint of an anus that has not been sufficiently wiped clean.

Somebody's left a starfish on the bogseat.

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

ging-ger

A person with a most offensive hair colour.And usually rather bad tempered.

"You GING-GER,duracell,carrot top,freckle faced freak."

by mugwump November 14, 2004