Mugwump's definitions

carrot cruncher

City dwellers term for those who come from the country.

"That CARROT CRUNCHER don't even know how to do up his shoe laces."

by mugwump November 13, 2004

fudgenudger

A derogatory term used to describe those who participate in anal sex.

"I ain't going in that pub,it's full of fudgenudgers."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

dogass

A person most cretinous in both appearance and habits.A tramp or person of low social standing.Possibly originates from afro american street slang.

"Stop hanging around outside my store you DOGASS go pick up butts somewheres else."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004

gobby

The same as MOUTHY.When someone talks too much,too loudly, or uses boastful or slanderous talk then they are GOBBY or GOBBING OFF.

"That GOBBY cunt,I told him to stop GOBBING OFF about me but in the end I had to twat him.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

cuba libra

An alchoholic beverage consisting of Rum and Coke with half a lime in it.

"Man my head is minging today,I'd better have a CUBA LIBRA to sort it out.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

fragged

Obliterated.Either physically or mentally.
Neurologically challenged due to over use of chemical stimulants or hallucinogenic drugs.

Too much acid,speed E,etc,and your head will be FRAGGED.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

shagwagon

A car customised for the purposes of performing intercouse within.Or just a car that is mainly used for that purpose.

"I'd better make sure there's no cax lying around in the SHAGWAGON my Mrs's'll kill me."

by Mugwump November 11, 2004