Mtg187's definitions

Cock nozzle

A derogatory term to describe a self centered dumb person of the male gender

Damn man your friend's being a real cock nozzle bro

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Chest burger

Obscene overgrown chest hair

Did you see that dudes chest burger hanging out of his shirt, so gross.

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

Boiled jessica

A lady that drowns in your hot tub

Looks like we have a boiled Jessica case Johnson!. "What did she die doing?". Looks like she was trying to save a cell phone in the hot tub.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017

Ganglers

Long slender slightly creepy fingers

Dude get your ganglers out of my popcorn bowl!

by Mtg187 March 10, 2017

The Pennsylvania pork chop

So when your taking a shit and you jerk someone else off

That chick was into some weird shit. She gave me the Pennsylvania pork chop

by Mtg187 March 19, 2020

Twat salad

A jumbled confusing turn of events or situation.

Wow that party turned out to be a real twat salad, last time i go to that place.

by Mtg187 April 1, 2017