Definitions by MsMiraya

little piggy bun 

When he a guy has a micro penis and it’s uncircumcised.

OMG Becky he had a little piggy bun.

little piggy bun by MsMiraya February 23, 2018

silent movie sex 

When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud

Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake

silent movie sex by MsMiraya February 21, 2018

were gonna take a nap 

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

were gonna take a nap by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Gardening 

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

Gardening by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Ghost dicked 

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon

Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?

Ghost dicked by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

black expedition 

When you go out hunting for the biggest floppiest suction cup black dildo to use on your man

Babe let’s go on a black expedition

black expedition by MsMiraya February 13, 2018

hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids

Babe hide the corn the kids are around

hide the corn by MsMiraya February 10, 2018