hide the corn

When you have to hide your big floppy dildo from your kids

Babe hide the corn the kids are around

by MsMiraya February 10, 2018

black expedition

When you go out hunting for the biggest floppiest suction cup black dildo to use on your man

Babe let’s go on a black expedition

by MsMiraya February 13, 2018

Gardening

When your grandma is sitting in the house but you have a strong urge to suck your mans dick.

Grandma were gonna do some gardening

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

silent movie sex

When you and your parent have to apply duck tape over your mouths during sex because the kids are in the house and you don’t want to be loud

Baby, we gotta have silent movie sex tonight. The kids are awake

by MsMiraya February 21, 2018

were gonna take a nap

When you have to many damn kids in the house and you wanna have crazy nasty sex with your man

Kids were gonna take a nap

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

Ghost dicked

When you just sucked your mans dick and he came in your mouth. Then you share a drink or share a friends fork/spoon

Mark: Here wanna try some of my food.

Me: Sorry Mark I just ghost dicked you.

Mark: You sucked dick didn’t you ?

by MsMiraya February 16, 2018

little piggy bun

When he a guy has a micro penis and it’s uncircumcised.

OMG Becky he had a little piggy bun.

by MsMiraya February 23, 2018