(Noun) a Monster ski mogul;
In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.
In the absence of snowfall for weeks, the ski moguls have undergone a monstrous metamorphosis into "mon"sters, reaching heights that mock your skiing aspirations. Only the courageous extremists or blissfully clueless noobs dare to navigate this mini mountain range of moguls, seemingly oblivious to the fact that these icy hills have carnivorous tendencies. It's not just a ski adventure; it's a potential family reunion, where moguls devour you, then move on to your entire social circle.
(On the lift talking to your buddies watching someone ski the moguls below)
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely wrecking those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
or
Skier 1: Man, check out this guy
Skier 2: Dude is absolutely getting wrecked by those moguls
Skier3: My guy, those aren't moguls, those are monguls
by Mrdog December 07, 2023
Person 1: “Just found out that my mom died.”
Person 2: “Yo , you’re being kinda convocative right now. Can that wait till after we finish making out?”
Person 2: “Yo , you’re being kinda convocative right now. Can that wait till after we finish making out?”
by Mrdog October 09, 2019
1. To disguise a file as porn in order to get faster distribution on a p2p network.
2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
2. To disguise porn as an innocuous file to "surprise" the viewer.
I was looking forward to watching asian race queen upskirt videos but got a "secrets of search engine marketing" book instead.
I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
I thought I was going to be able to watch this week's episode of Lost that I wasn't able to record, but I got pornjacked.
by mrdog March 29, 2006
Derived from dysfunctional. Same sense of meaning as apathethic compares to passionate.
Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.
It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.
Usually the emphasis is on the first syllable "A" as in a-functional.
It means that instead of actually being able to do something, even dysfunctionally, one is not able to do anything, usually not for want of trying. Usage expresses some angst.
I woke up today with a cold and have just been afunctional.
After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.
After i bombed the midterm, i've been afunctional in that class.
by mrdog December 31, 2005
The act of getting dressed in neon colors.
To be dressed head to toe in neon colors.
When you have a neon dance party to go to and your friend needs to get suited up in neon beforehand.
To be dressed head to toe in neon colors.
When you have a neon dance party to go to and your friend needs to get suited up in neon beforehand.
by Mrdog September 09, 2023