Cheto

Used to refer to someone as senseless, possibly primitive even. Not necessarily despective, could be simply to suggest that someone is behaving silly and uncivilized.

It’s basically the type of guy who is on some lame beach on spring break and leaves a bottle laying in the sand unattended.

The term makes reference to an uncircumcised dick. One that looks like a cheto flamin’ hot, or pretty much any kind of cheeto.

It’s generally used to imply the type of person you don’t want to leave in your house without implementing severe restrictions.
I let the guy sleep over and slipped and bumped my head as soon as I went into the bathroom, he’d taken a shower and left the entire floor wet.

He’s always like that, that guy’s a cheto.

That and the other day we’re playing videogames and he starts whiffing on some girl’s panties all of a sudden.

And?

I ask if I can give it a whiff and he says they belong to his girlfriend but says it’s ok.

Then?

Then my sister comes in asking who’s the one that’s been going through her drawer.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 December 01, 2023
mugGet the Chetomug.

Cerebrum

When a guy shows another guy his scrotum pressed upon the tight waist part of the shorts so that it can look like a human brain.

It can be used as a psychological tactic during sports, but is to be used with great caution and only to catch the eye of the opponent.
How did you miss that shot?

This idiot pulled a cerebrum on me and caught me off guard!!!
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 23, 2023
mugGet the Cerebrummug.

Puto

Means a lot of things other than the surface level which simply implies calling someone a fag or a cunt.

1.- Dude (among friends)
2.- Coward, pussy, sissy, etc.
3.- Unwilling, nonparticipative, negligent, etc.
4.- Passive demeanor to a hostile situation
5.- Someone quick to respond in an erratic manner due to a perceived threat or just being scared of something in general
6.- Someone who isn’t upfront

7.- Someone who doesn’t put their money where their mouth is
8.- Someone who is always on to you
9.- Someone who is a nuisance
10.- An NPC
Dile a ese puto que no este mamando.

Literal English: Tell that faggot not to be sucking.

Actual thing: Tell that fucker to fuck off.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Putomug.

Hacer chupe

Mexican slang.

Literal meaning: To make him/her/them blow you.

The actual meaning is to show dominion.

It can be represented by something as simple as blowing a kiss or even making the sound of one, usually as someone crouches.

It can be done in a friendly manner if someone is tying their shoes or doing something minute like picking something up, in which case it doesn’t necessarily mean anything other than a nod to the actual thing itself.

However if it’s done by force, like forcing their neck down for example, or some other form of provocation the meaning could be intended to have the meaning of inviting someone to either fight or submit.

What follows is that the person is to become the victor’s bitch indefinitely, following their command until further adue until they provoke them in the same manner and manage to beat them after the invitation.

It’s used in Mexican schools from a very early age to find out who the popular kids are by form of trial by fire.

To exact violence without giving out the invitation and giving at least some brief moment before receiving a response or some form of acknowledgment, as in not making the sound of a kiss before pinning them down or something similar is seen as crossing the line, at which point the aggressor is pitted against the most challenging opponent to a one to one fistfight or simply cast out forever.
Who’s this blonde guy?

I don’t know but he’s acting all high and mighty.

Someone needs to show him where it’s at.

*surround the blonde guy. Start taking his food first, then ask him for money to be paid at some later point in time, etc.*

*blonde guy starts barking back.*

*proceeds to enact hacer chupe*

*blonde guy is pinned down and starts turning for help but people respect the unspoken rules of hacer chupe and turn a blind eye or smile at the sight even*
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 14, 2024
mugGet the Hacer chupemug.

Te va cargar la verga

North Mexican slang.

In a literal sense it suggests that you’re going to be carried by the dick.

The pc/kid friendly version is te va cargar el payaso, which means you’re going to be carried by the clown.

Both meanings suggest someone’s going to catch a beating, be taken by the waves in a sense or basically to say: You’re dead.
Bro, I just saw your wife blowing Donald Trump.

Tell him: Te va cargar la verga.

You know I can’t do that, he’s the former president of the USA.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 February 07, 2024
mugGet the Te va cargar la vergamug.

Mamon

Mexican slang.

Someone who sucks in a literal sense. It doesn’t necessarily mean cocksucker, what he or she sucks exactly is left ambiguous.

The actual meaning varies:

1. Someone with delusions of grandeur
2. Someone with a stylish manner of dress
3. Someone who takes advantage of the less fortunate

4. Someone who isn’t sharing an adequate piece of the cake
5. Someone not nice
6. Blonde guy (usually in a derogatory manner referring to effeminate qualities or homosexual tendencies)
7. The type of guy who eats all the pizza in one box except for just one which he left halfway along with the crusts for all the rest.
8. Someone who only barks orders and doesn’t do anything but small talk, and usually the small talk is just a means to an end.
9. Someone who is a diva.
10. Someone who takes pride in being unkind or simply not prioritizing other people’s feelings towards what they say or how they act in general or at least doesn’t give in to pressure to do otherwise.
We’re out in the middle of nowhere and I asked the guy for a ride. You know what he said?… You can walk.

Mamon.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 19, 2024
mugGet the Mamonmug.

Awebo

North Mexican slang.

Derived from the words: A huevo.

It can be used in an efusive manner, to celebrate an ocassion, or sometimes the opposite by using it to show great disappointment or simply how detached someone is from whatever just took place.

It translates to to the testicle in a literal sense but the actual meaning varies from some of the following:

1. Awesome.
2. Job well done.
3. Great.
4. Success.
5. Congratulations.
6. You/We deserve it.
7. That was something special.
8. Lol.
9. I could care less.
10. Whatever, dude.
Mexico is going to win the world cup this time, I have a feeling. I’m telling you, it’s going to happen this time!!!

Awebo.
by Mrbigglesworth123456 January 18, 2024
mugGet the Awebomug.