MrKoi's definitions

mordor

When referring to the spot when only in the company of those who know its true name. Mordor is horrible, and should only be visited when you need to be reminded of what rock bottom truly is.

Mick: Hey guys, how about we go to Mordor tonight?

Yorkie: Dude, I don't want to see any orcs, but I'll ride a dragon all night!

*Steve shows up*

Steve: Where are we going tonight?

Everyone who knows: The Spot!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

cornish pasty

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.

We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

netlurking

1) A synergy between networking and lurking. It simply means making the use of corporate networking (making new contacts socially) a route to sexual conquest.

Those girls at Interco are so hot, and they'll be at the Christmas party: let's go netlurking!

by MrKoi June 23, 2007

milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

by MrKoi April 25, 2007

Exams

A set of assessed procedures to gauge academic performance following a course of study. However, Marxists would argue that this is in fact a product of 'false consciousness': exams are actually engineered to force the proletariat of students to undertake the normail 'duties' of everyday life. These usually involve hygeine; for example, washing your clothes, cleaning your room, or undertaking a meaningless life mission such as adding definitions to the Urban Dictionary.

A: Do you want to come over for a 5-course dinner and literature discussion group after I finish indexing all my bank statements?

B: Sure, what's the occasion?

A: I've got exams.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

morning after balls

The nasty, sweaty, slimy and stinking mess that is your crime scene after a particularly heavy night. Usually the state of them will offend even yourself, and you are often in such an extremely hungover state that you have missed your opportunity to shower that day. The only cure is to scrub thoroughly and treat with Gold Bond. This can have various causes such as: 1)dancing all night, allowing for a sufficient coating of sweat to turn rancid while you sleep; or 2) after a night of particularly excessive sexual exploits, the 'maturing' of 'love fluids' on the affected area.

Today is probably one of the worst days of my life, I've got a beastly hangover, don't have any of the right books for my lectures, and a killer case of morning after balls. Can I borrow your shower?

by MrKoi May 31, 2007

orc

A breed of hideously ugly 'lady' who inhabitate the barren landscape of Mordor.

Orcs generally, but not always have the following attributes: back boobs, facial hair, missing teeth, a tramp stamp, too tight clothing, imitation gold jewelry, hoop earrings, inappropriate body piercings for their age, 3 kids with no present father figure, a cackling laugh, a distinct lack of class.

Dude, did you see how many fucking orcs there were in Mordor last night? It was disgusting!

by MrKoi May 31, 2007