MrKoi's definitions

lurking

The time in between you introducing yourself to someone and them asking you to leave. If you hang around for longer than that, you become a sex pest

I was so hammered last night, I was lurking on every girl in the club.

by MrKoi June 22, 2007

milk truck

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.

That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.

by MrKoi April 25, 2007

movie jacker

You know the type, the balding, squirrely-looking guy with glasses and a trenchcoat who turns up to an 11:30pm showing of an animated kids' film. His mission there is to jack it during the entirety of the presenation, with the majority of satisfaction derived from the paradoxial concept of a grown man getting off while watching a kids' film. Surprisingly, although it is very easy to identify a movie jacker, movie theatre staff are unable to prevent him from successfully buying a ticket, leaving fellow cinema-goers unsettled and disturbed.

Me and YK went to see TMNT last Friday, it sucked, especially since there was a movie jacker there: those guys suck.

by MrKoi May 31, 2007