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Definitions by MrKoi

cornish pasty 

A move in penis puppetry when the scrotum is stretched out and pulled tight to cover all of your genetalia. Therefore, your cock and balls form the pasty filling and your sack, the delicious pastry casing. Advanced performers of this move can also achieve the 'braided ridge' effect of a real-life cornish pasty.
We were having a show-off, and one thing lead to another: I ended up busting out the cornish pasty.
cornish pasty by MrKoi May 31, 2007

cock-o-clock

A penis puppetry move in which the penis is brought across the top of the wrist, like a watch. You then get someone to ask you what time it is, to which you enthusiasticly reply 'cock-o-clock!!!'
Pook: Ask me what time it is.

Victim: What time is it?

Pook: COCK-O-CLOCK!!!!
cock-o-clock by MrKoi May 31, 2007

milk truck 

Used to define a woman with impressively large breasts.
That girl is totally driving a milk truck!

Milk truck on your left.

Last weekend, I got a ride on the milk truck.
milk truck by MrKoi April 25, 2007