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Ariel Pink

The weirdest guy in music at the moment.

Fronts Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti. This band is amazing to see live when one is hallucinating.

See "Menopause Man," "Round and Round," and "Only in my dreams" if you want to sample their unique sound.
Saw Ariel Pink's Haunted Graffiti live and it was the best experience of my life.
by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013
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slut

(highly derogatory): A woman with the reputation of being promiscuous or indiscriminate in her choice of sexual partners.

In some cases this reputation is accurate, in which case the woman in question has earned the reputation by engaging in sexual activities so frequently or commonly that her habits have become widely known to the public. When it is a reputation generally, the term is normally quite accurate.

In other instances, the label may be inaccurate and merely used to slander a woman for an isolated case of sexual indiscretion, or it may be a prejudice against a scantily-clad woman. It may also be used by other women in gossip or confrontation, in which case its use reflects extreme bitchiness.

In any case the term carries negative connotations and is normally used in the pejorative; nevertheless, there exist males whose next action upon labelling a woman "slut" is to proceed to have sex with her.
That she was a slut was something her contemporaries unanimously agreed upon.

"You slept with my boyfriend, you slut"

"I hate the way she talks, she's always chewing gum, and does that stupid lip thing, I even have to sit next to her in class and watch her hit on randoms, her facebook statuses are soooo attention seeking and ohmygod have you seen the way she acts around that new guy? What a total slut. Like, do you guys agree with me or what?"

"Could that slut show any more of her tits? I could basically see that bitch's nipples."

"So many sluts in this club we're bound to go home with some fanny."
by MrKapper Is Back November 27, 2012
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cockblock

When your hand is down your girlfriend's panties and your mom walks in.
Got cockblocked by mom last night. Amy said she was ready to go all the way, but she went home instead and I got grounded. I might be a virgin for another week yet.
by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
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Lithium

A psychotropic medicine used in the treatment of bipolar affective disorders (BPAD or in lay terms just "bipolar").

Despite being the oldest established drug treatment of bipolar disorders, it remains the most effective. It is effective in all four domains of treating BPAD: Mania treatment, mania relapse prevention, depression treatment and depression relapse prevention.

Side effects include weight gain, acne and diminished thyroid function.

Lithium is extremely toxic in overdose.
No other medication worked, so the doctor prescribed me Lithium. It worked great.
by MrKapper Is Back December 19, 2012
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sad case

A contemptible and depraved individual, one whose actions are an embarrassment to himself and/or others.
That kid is a level SR130 on Halo 4 and it's only been out for a month. What a sad case.

That kid spends half his days on Facebook rummaging through his news feed. What a sad case.

That girl cares about what people say on Facebook. What a sad case.
by MrKapper Is Back January 2, 2013
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gangnam style

This was head and shoulders the most popular and least tolerable sound produced by a living organism in the year 2012. The sound of a walrus pair mating was a distant second place, and Paris Hilton having an orgasm was third.

Unfortunately gangnam style spurned a meme which spanned the internet in a matter of days. Its popularity is attributable to dull-normal Caucasians, who largely seem to find the "asian" pop aspect novel and funny. The producer of the sound does not mind, because he has made a fortune.

The sound thoroughly appeals to 6-8 year-olds, although some teens have attempted exploiting and emulating the accompanying dance for kicks (or an attempt to get laid) at parties.

Less enjoyable than Katy Perry, and marginally more enjoyable than a saucer of dog shit. May be used by the military as an interrogation technique when played on loop.
My six year old brother loves Gangnam style.

Look at that drunkard, doing Gangnam style. What a sad case.

Look, Omar, if you don't tell us who's hiding the rest of these explosives, we're going to have to go Gangnam on your ass.
by MrKapper Is Back December 18, 2012
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easy

The lowest difficulty setting for the campaign in the Halo series of video games. One notch below Normal difficulty.

In Halo 3 the accompanying description for easy difficulty was "The game basically plays itself."

Great for beginners or speed-runners (see definition of speed running).
Tim usually played on Legendary difficulty but set it to easy for his six-year-old brother who'd never played Halo before.
by MrKapper Is Back December 12, 2012
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