snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 08, 2018

gyna jelly

Vaginal mucous

Bart: " Hey, wanna smell my finger? I gots me some gyna jelly".

by Mr.Tissue February 02, 2018

ivy rash

The skin irritation one gets )who never attended college or went to a community college) listening to Ivy League pretension.

Jamal:"Hey nigga - wats which ya bullshit talkin? Use givin' me an ivy rash!".

by Mr.Tissue February 05, 2018

BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT

Eating hot spicy food and its resultant post digestive evacuation

Sal: " I just had a hot peppers and saseech sub fer lunch.
Guido:" YEH ! Dat shit BOINS GOIN' DOWN AND BOINS GOIN' OUT!!!!!

by Mr.Tissue February 01, 2018

blew a louie

A huge wad of snotspit propelled from one's mouth

"WOW! Dat guy just blew a Louie outta he car winda ".

by Mr.Tissue January 31, 2018

bald snatch

A completely shaved adult pubis

Veronica: " I going to take a razor to my female and have a bald snatch".
Cynthia: "Wea - I know guys find a bald snatch a major turn-on".

by Mr.Tissue February 22, 2018