Mr.Tissue's definitions

ivy rash

The skin irritation one gets )who never attended college or went to a community college) listening to Ivy League pretension.

Jamal:"Hey nigga - wats which ya bullshit talkin? Use givin' me an ivy rash!".

by Mr.Tissue February 5, 2018

up on the screen

Pictorial fantasies one has when masterbating.

Cliff: " Did you catch a glimpse of that chick in advanced Chen?"
Skinny: " Weh - I already had her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 10, 2018

snot barf

Intentionally spewing clogged snot through one nostril.

Nick: "Yuoh dude - Didja just blow a wad of boogers onta da flo?"
Sly: "Yeh ... I hadta clear my snoz by makin a snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot barf

Intentionally puking snot through one nasal passage.

Jamal: "WHOA - check outs da mess Cleveland snot barfed on da flow."
Dixon: "Sheet man - dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue January 17, 2018

snot barf

The forced puking of a nostril clogged with mucous encrusted boogers.

Sly: "Dija see dat guy snot barf onta da flo?"
Kareem: "Shit bro- dats nasty".

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018

up on the screen

Where mental images one puts while masterbating

Phil: " I'd like to fuck that waitress wouldn't you?"
Slick: " I already did this morning by putting her up on the screen".

by Mr.Tissue February 8, 2018

snot barf

Nasal puke. The forced ejection of nasal mucous and associated detritus from one nostril.

Joe: "Man, dija see dat guy blow a wad of snot outa his friken nose?"

Willy: " Yeh - dat ma dida snot barf."

by Mr.Tissue May 3, 2018