A form of snuff film wherein a woman is gangbanged by a group of men who are all then subsequently killed while the woman survives.
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Get the portuguese wedding mug.A form of attack on a female in which her attacker kicks her in the twat so hard that the foot becomes lodged in the vaginal cavity and the attacker then wears her like a shoe and walks around.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 27, 2009
Get the twat walk mug.An ancient martial art that involves head-butting, insulting, kicking people while their on the ground, and causing yourself to ejaculate with such speed that it hurls semen with such speed and force that it can injure, and even kill a man at a moderate distance.
He used his excellent spooge-itsu technique to kill 4 ninjas before they could get closer than 15 yards!
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
Get the Spooge-itsu mug.When you're fucking your girl from behind and perform the abraham stinkin, then shoot her in the back of the head with your cum.
I really hate Jessie, so I convinced her to fuck me, then pulled of the assassination of abraham stinkin on her. It was epic. She just had her hair done, too.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 08, 2009
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Guy 1: Dude, I totally got in trouble for parading the marlin last night. Your girlfriend totally didn't appreciate it.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
Guy 2: Why was my girlfriend there?
Guy 1: She was the marlin.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 08, 2009
Get the parading the marlin mug.A noun derived from combining the words "shit" and "stuff," used to describe an item bought by a man (stuff) for a woman that normally would be something a woman would buy (shit). Based on the widely accepted notion that men buy things with useful properties, referred to as stuff. Whereas women buy things for no reason that serve no purpose and are essentially useless in any setting, referred to as the derrogative "shit"
Man #1: I bought my girl a glass figurine of a dolphin for her birthday, she really liked it.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
Man #2: Dude, isn't that like the 4th figurine you bought her?
Man #1: Yeah, so?
Man #2: You gotta stop buying her so much shuff, man. You're going to fill up your apartment and have no place to put your stuff. She buys enough shit as it is.
by Mr.Quackers5380 August 26, 2009
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I'm going to Jeff's party because you know there's going to be a shitload of lacrosse-stitues there looking for dick.
by Mr.Quackers5380 September 08, 2009
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