Mr. Zed's definitions

holy shit

Expresses a mixture of extreme fear/awe/surprise.

Often a stronger use of the word "shit".

*sees a huge stream of bomber-planes moving towards them* "Holy shit!!!" *runs*

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

go fuck yourself

A command for someone to get lost (especially from the person that says it), usually as a result of extreme annoyance. Literally it means for them to masturbate themselves, so they aren't inclined to harrass and receive sexual pleasure from the person they are annoying. It's more stinging than "fuck off" because it implies that they could not or should not find anyone else to have sex with, so they need to use the self-manipulation.

"lol, looks like i beat you at WoW again..." "go fuck yourself"

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

wise up

Mostly Irish expression for: "stop being an idiot" or "act more maturely"... literally: "act more wisely". Typically said in a scolding manner.

1. "god you look soooooo hot in that tight top..." "Hey you know I have a boyfriend, wise up."

2. "Stop acting like such a clown, it's a sophisticated party and they aren't impressed so wise up."

by Mr. Zed September 10, 2006

shite

1. A more eloquent or refined way of saying "shit".
2. Sometimes a stronger or more emphasized way of saying "shit": "really shit".

To understand the slightly paradoxical difference note that the word "shite" is usually said in a grimmer and lower tone than the word "shit", which is sharper to say. You can really tear into the word "shite" when you're using it as an insult as in the second example, the word "shit" ends more suddenly. However generally "shite" is not as offensive to say as "shit".

1. "how well did John play...?" "he was shite..."

2. "So how did the training go?" "It was shite!"

by Mr. Zed September 11, 2006

pedrophile

A funny way of saying "pedophile".

Tom: Bob you are a pedrophile.
Bob: UP YOURS ASSWANG!

by Mr. Zed September 20, 2008

up herself

When a girl thinks too highly of herself and insults others she is up herself. Literally means she is masturbating herself. Mainly used in Ireland/England.

Meg: Anabel still isn't talking to us...
Emma: I know, that bitch is so up herself...

by Mr. Zed December 12, 2006

cemen

People who regularly visit the gamefaqs message board Current Events.

Plural of ceman.

cemen are extremely intrigued by the super-rare cegirl.

by Mr. Zed October 26, 2007